Ash

Not under-followed, just undercover.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Would be interesting to see #COVID19outbreak's impact on the crime rate. Hardened criminals self introspecting, self isolating, finally coming to terms with playground insults, feeling existential.

#StayInTurnInward #JantaCurfew #SocialDistance #IndiaFightsCorona

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Every monsoon I catch myself admitting to not being aware of Roop Kumar Rathod's game.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

No long conversations. No “we should talk more". They get to know what's happening in each other's lives from the new songs one of them has added to the Blend. Songs which only have the initials of one of your usernames.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Men don’t catch up w a friend by calling them or meeting them. They catch up by visiting a Spotify Blend they made years ago. The one they havent visited since the last time they drank together.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Happy Father's Day to men and women, who raised themselves and continue to raise themselves 🍻 Pour yourselves something shmancy today!

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Even the Aussie stars are aligned in team blue's favour 🇦🇺🤔 #INDvsAUSfinal #Worlds2023

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

@surentiku @FilmHistoryPic @MiraPagliNair I was wondering the same. What happened to Chaipao

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Ash goes for the toss. Suggests leaving Rohit out of the squad. Some pre-rehearsed spiel like "Obviously Rohit has been a match winner for us in the past. But we had a look at the pitch today and realised there's not a lot for him in it."

Imagine the carnage that follows.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

For the last two days, I've only been thinking of the bedlam that would be caused in the Indian team if @ashwinravi99 was to be made the Test skipper.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Imagine the violence on your news feeds, when a Rohit is left out on a slow, spin friendly track.

#WTCFinal2023 #INDvsAUS

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

In your 20s you want the superpower to fly, watch women naked, read people's minds.

Touch 30 and its all abt drinking that crisp, beer off the tap without growing an inch of belly fat.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Further proof the editor's been briefed to conjure a controversy

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

@crictoday journos wake up and choose violence day after day.

Exhibit A #sanjusamon

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Would it be crazy to look into who's financing the Sahara billboards all over Bombay? Find the source and make them pay back the public? Thinking out loud.

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Triumph of the human spirit in the face of crushing adversity #SLvPAK

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

@cricketsrilanka's resurgence converging with the country's economic downturn is a case study for the ages #AsiaCupT20

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

989 days later, the draught comes to an end. #ViratKohli𓃵 back among 100s

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Growing up in life is coming to terms with knowing you might have to fight the same battles again even if you've won it in the past

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

@TheRealPCB @iMRizwanPak pls share painkiller name

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

If Pak wins I want the painkiller Rizwan takes #INDvsPAK2022

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

You know they did Kohli dirty when he goes out in the press conference and says only Dhoni called him after he gave up the Test captaincy, out of evryone who had his number

[Ash @SheeshxKebab]

Something abt Kohli in all his recent interviews. Seems like he's on the brink of breaking down. Aisa bhi kya dukh hai bhai jo khtm ne nai hota..