Sheeyah

“Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead.”

[Sheeyah @Sheeyah0]

@wildtiktokss “Guys, you won’t believe it! I keep finding dollar bills covered in ants!”

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@FilmsFallout It’s because it still takes physical media.

[Sheeyah @Sheeyah0]

When your girl gives you a toothpick after dinner.

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@FilmsFallout We’re just trying to enjoy a nice family meal and these hooligans are out here disturbing the peace.

Probably a bunch of communists. Or Canadians.

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@FilmsFallout

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@AryaDarkStark @SiIentMovieStar Not if you don’t have kids.

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@AryaDarkStark Was this filmed in an old Big Lots for authenticity?

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@AryaDarkStark Well, damn. I was born here. Guess I’m never leaving this state.

[Sheeyah @Sheeyah0]

@FilmsFallout Radiation is a natural preservative.

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@Banez_86

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@FilmsFallout Ass jerky don’t make itself.

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@Banez_86 Was it Jeremy Irons?

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@TKsMantis

[Sheeyah @Sheeyah0]

Friend: “What’s going to happen to society when AI takes over? What do we use for currency?

Girlfriend: “Bottlecaps, like in Fallout.”

Me: 😍

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@SiroTheGreatest

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@Banez_86 @____Beckie____ “We’re out of ketchup”

“What are we gonna put out for dipping sauce?

“How about this stuff leaking from our reactor?”

“Perfect! Now we don’t have to dump it in the lake.”

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@FilmsFallout That’s Nuka Cola Quartz.

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@FilmsFallout The House always wins.

Also, this is rigged in his favor.

Also also, there should have been a 5th House slot with Hugh Laurie’s picture.

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@AryaDarkStark Aha, the Victory Raspberry.

A favorite amongst softball teams.

[Sheeyah @Sheeyah0]

@FilmsFallout I have it on good authority it’s coming out on October 23, 2077.

Strange they elected to do the release at Noon, but I’m sure nothing will happen that morning to prevent it.

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