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[Mayor @IsmaheelJeemoh]

When I got paid last month, I decided to satisfy my strong craving for burger and milkshake. A night has not passed since then where I did not wake up to regret that decision.

[Goz @SanjitheSage]

I don’t understand the dynamics of you people’s relationship, I’ve never called any girl I like(d)/love(d) a bastard, even as a joke, Sheggz called that girl a bastard like 5 times in one conversation, pls now.

[Kemi🌟 @Oluwakemi_G]

“I don’t like being below 2m”

On someone else’s money 🤣

[Pinball @eatz_jaybee]

Nobody: .......

Hausa movie Nepo babes: Ina kwana Dart (dad).

[TV & Movie Addict 🍿🦋 @TVMovieAddict]

Netflix has a new movie coming out where a family gets trapped inside their own house for four years. They can’t get out, the windows repair themselves if they break them, and all I could think about was how are they going to have enough food 😂 I’d be worried about that before anything else.

[Sadiq Katika @Abba_sadeeq]

E get as life go touch you, you go first start dey watch Hausa series for YouTube

[Adedoyin🔥🧙‍♀️ @SexyDoyin1]

S2 too of that series is so unnecessary imo. That boy is even too fugly to fit into his father’s shoes✋😌

[Phattie_Shehu🥰 @ShehuFatima08]

Once you get to episode 10 of the Polygamist, you just start talking to yourself and lamenting cos what????

[Lucho @itz_Lucho]

This episode of Kaddara is proof that sometimes when you see a struggling person, it's best not to interfere unnecessarily. Many of us have helped people with good intentions, only to end up disappointed.

[𓆩 𝔼𝕗𝕖 𓆪 🙂‍↔️ @omoblaqee]

My blood dey boil from excitement 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It has always been a Student doing the justice, seeing a Teacher do it now, gives me so much joy 🥹 🥹

Omo Netflix go must see their money back from this drama o because… 🔥 🔥 🔥

#TeachYouaLesson

[𝑴𝑵🪜 @mn_almustapha]

Wallahi if Maimuna take another L, I will stop watching this series. The bad news is too much. 😂

[zey🦄 @zeeyizee]

“stop acting so anxious and desperate, like a dog that needs to take a crap”

MOTHER I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN

[🌸 @rainsketches]

"danshim. kang, danshim"
"what did you say-"
"danshim from kang family. who are you?"

they really chose to end an episode like this i'm going insane

#myroyalnemesis8
#myroyalnemesis

[Phattie_Shehu🥰 @ShehuFatima08]

The most annoying people on this earth are people that spell “Angel” as “Angle”. Eyin tun ya wherey yato

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

Nigerians dey do Classism for ransom money too?

So they should have collected 10m before it’s called a Kidnap 💔💔💔

[فردوس 🌸 @themariamsidi]

“I finally found the love of my life “ I go first craze for like two weeks if na me be the first wife

[Muhammad Yaseen @Definate_mahsan]

Toh shi zawarcin Saba wa Allah ne? Namiji yayi laifi amma mace ce zata facing consequences because of the stigma of zawarci? Wlh Arewa sai mun gyara.

[­­­ Engr. AT @khalifa_anko]

Not very “sahabi” of you my nigga

[zaynab.brb @zaynab_brb]

My problem is after “irrin totally din nan” I’m out😭

[Phiona Kyeru @kyeruphiona]

A coworker died yesterday morning😭.
​HR knew by 9 :00 AM, but they kept us working all day. They finally told us around 4 :30 PM, then had the nerve to say, "You can head home early if you need to"—knowing we all finish at 5: 00 PM anyway.
​This morning, it’s back to "business as usual." Some of my friends are literally sobbing at their desks, but they’re expected to work and be productive. No time to grieve.
​It’s a cold reality. Within a week, the company will have his job posted online. Within a month, someone else will be sitting in his chair.
​But his family ,his children will still talk about him every day,they will ask where is daddy , His wife will mourn him for ages ,he was the love of her life .
​At work, we are just a "resource" that can be replaced in a week. At home, we are the world. Stop giving your best energy to a desk that will forget you, and giving the "leftovers" to the people who never will.