Shehzad Khattak

A proud Pashtun, Sebastian Vettel's nephew and a proud khawand of @CobieSmulders. Apart from that @coldplay zama da tra zamanu de. :)

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I’ve misplaced some receipts to which mom said; it’s good that my penis is attached to me otherwise whenever I’d have to pee I’d be like “Aye”.
God. That made me laugh so hard.

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@manH4TERRR Literally tried to screw you.

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Someone referred to valentines as vertail-vine day. Lmao

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@Khattaka24 Lmao. Takes a khattak to decode what that means.

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Made good return on stocks during the India-Pakistan war.
Went all in again thinking COAS in the US will somehow strike a peace deal…. Now I have no idea whether to hold or pull out.

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Had to go to cousins’ place to get a VPN that’s working. Weekend all ruined.

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@Shellerina_ @NurKhairNade To get over something, just lift one leg, step over it, and then lift the other leg to follow. Hope that helps!

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Lord Gaben released a patch on my birthday. Couldn’t have asked for a better gift.

[Iftikhar Firdous @IftikharFirdous]

Unbelievable freak weather phenomenon. It’s snowing in Karak, the South of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa. For the first time ever in recorded history.
The district is a semi-arid desert with no natural foliage. The average annual temperature is 29 degrees Celsius. This is the Indus Highway full of snow.
#ClimateChange

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How are news channels receiving these results with no network?

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@beesherlocked Impossible without risk of dehydration.

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The aim is to score 2-3 munzona with the same odas.

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@SMenkoto @Babaristan_ Sahibzada Muhammad Shahid Khan Afridi.

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@almas_sikandar It’s called X now. And welcome back.

[IceFrog @IceFrog]

Congratulations to Team Spirit for their victory at The International!

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@NurKhairNade Goatest band* my favourite song of them is paradise lost.

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@k8shinchan Lmao

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@Basit_Wk I’m in LP everyday. Congratulations though.

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Imagine you have to pay to get iOS17.

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@beesherlocked Haha okay I won’t.

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Wake me up when September ends.