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Trying my best at this thing called LIFE || I do(n't) 💯 have sense || FC Barcelona ❤💙

[TAO @lajalivinlarj]

@Blxrc1 @Wizarab10 Omo. They need to raise money for brain surgery for u next. We must correct Nigeria

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@Resonant_News @ibrahim_suwaid Kaga yan kano koh

[Boss Mustapha Z. @__yellows]

MY HEARTFELT STATEMENT!

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@ibrahim_suwaid Be calming down abeg 😂

[MS Ingawa @MSIngawa]

Difference between an American Facebook post and a Nigerian Facebook Post.

AMERICAN POST:

Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I am from New York, I love my husband so much and I can do Anything to please him. But recently I am falling for his cousin, what should I do?

COMMENTS:

James Silva : I think u need to talk to your husband because marriage is all about communication.

Sarah water : Oh my dear, sorry about that.. Have been in your shoes before, I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Michael paper : well just remove your mind from him and make your husband do the things you like in his cousin..

NIGERIAN POST:

My name is Hannatu, i stay in Abuja, married with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's cousin! What should I do?

NIGERIAN COMMENTS:

Dayo muyiwa : Fool, love na food?

Nkiru joy : You are a disgrace to womanhood..shame on u.

Idris kunle : Any news about ASUU strike?

Mele Musa: Buhari is disgrace to this country.

Adamu Bello: N-power registration dina is successful wallahi.

Yahaya Hamisu: Plzz is Covid19 loan portal still working i want register please.

Toheeb sule : If you want to fall for me too, call my no: 0708312....

Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all, better go find something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

Richard oke : Abeg who get Techno charger (Pin mouth)

Mallam Audu : Allah ya thine miki, Anya ke yar Musulma ce kuwa? Allah ya kyauta.

Tony Big boy: Gaskiya you are so cute pls Add me

Amaka Achebe: You are a prostitute, you need a deliverance!

Usman Dansadau: Is that true that Jamb will remark this year papers? Pls I'm confused

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I am still rolling 😂😂😂

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@ibrahim_suwaid D easiest way to kill u is through food, Maye 😂

[Sadeqhenry @sadeqhenry]

Anzo yima mata CS likata ya tsinka jigida ashe akwai asirin mallakan miji. Yanzu mijin ya birkice wai shi beyi aure ba...🙃🙃

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@Garbazahrau1 I hate calls, They make me nervous 😩 Just leave me abeg

[SkyDanfoDriver 🛫 (Capt. Jamil) @CaptJamyl]

Abeg see jersey wey Nike make for Nigeria in 2000, God! who sign this deal?

They all need to be arrested even today 🤣🤣🤣

See as TJ be 4 inside 😢😢😢 be like… complete the sentence 😭😭😭 Abeg

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@ibrahim_suwaid Allah ya tsinewa me karya 😂

[Hussaini sauwa @Husseinsauwa]

@abdoulllmuhd Pls listen to this in regard to your post.

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@ibrahim_suwaid 😂😭😂 Omo Guy no dey fight ur destiny

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@tallgeeman 🤣😭

[Abubakar @bullionwool]

Never let others feel Worthless. Don't push people aside or ignore them thinking you're more Superior. Always remind them of their worth.

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@A_U1hman Allah ya gafarta masa

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

@officialnyscng Korekt

[EDOS 🧚‍♂️🇳🇬📸 @edosartistry]

All she wanted for her Birthday was something Unique, and I gave her these photographs.❤️🧡

[_khalifah__ @SheikhWixxy]

It’s a pity

[Sarki. @Waspapping_]

People are taking offence and insulting me under this post telling me it’s “Anambra not Kano”

Our education system sha 😔