Shiva

Wisconsin alum, mustard connoisseur, sock collector, Texan 🤠, 🧀.

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Without fail the CLEAR line at AUS takes longer than regular screening 🙄

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Why do microwaves still have popcorn buttons I feel like I use that button once every five years.

[Jack Edwards @jackbenedwards]

THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT OPEN FOR BUSINESS LETS GOOOOO

#ttpd

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Can someone send me some fun mail? I just get HOA notices, bills, and junk mail 😂😂

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

This was a perfect weekend

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

The reality of our world these days just feels too heavy at times ❤️‍🩹💔

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Traveling in your 30s is so fun because we eat and drink on rooftops all day and then get in bed in a bougie hotel by 8pm

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

My friend commented that my microwave is spotless and I swear that was the best compliment of my year

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

How am I supposed to accomplish anything with the @VanderpumpRules marathon on?

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Took my @SHEFIT on its maiden voyage today. Who’s the founder because I’m sending that woman a Christmas card 😂

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

I am actually the easiest person to shop for in the history of the world

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

@taylorswift13 at lambeau was not on my 2023 bingo card

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

@RebeccaBallweg Always and forever ♾️

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Can a sconnie plz remind me how to make the iconic brandy slush because I’m now unfortunately a Texan and I miss that every single holiday season. +10 points if you make it by leaving it in the garage

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Friendly reminder it’s never a good time to experiment with that new winged eyeliner shape right before a date when the rest of your face is done 🤡

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

About to play mancala with my dad while we listen to @taylorswift13 and have drinks. That’s the tweet. Nirvana. #GirlDad

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Oh hail no

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“do you remember?”

me:

[Shiva @SheilaKamini]

Today is a good day 😂