Sheila Tobin

pedi RN

[Sheila Tobin @SheilaTobin022]

@foleyisland Voodoo wasn’t a team player. Don’t disrespect my boi Matt Saracen 😢

[Sheila Tobin @SheilaTobin022]

@didiyaya107 like low key the greatest glow up of our generation

[Sheila Tobin @SheilaTobin022]

uhhhh do y’all remember woody from suite life on deck ??

[Sheila Tobin @SheilaTobin022]

the discount double check guy is the dog catcher in the live action Lady and the Tramp

[Sheila Tobin @SheilaTobin022]

@didiyaya107

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my story got deleted for saying men r trash so while i’m here let me just say... men r trash

[Fiona Longmuir // Freya's Gold is out now! @fionalongmuir]

You're going to ADOPT Meredith! That is so sweet, dad!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE”. Costume of the year @LightsCameraPod (via @denizcakes)

[kathleen barber @katelizabee]

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

[Sheila Tobin @SheilaTobin022]

nah i actually suck at texting lol

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

imagine 😌... we get a hotel room 😳.. just the two of us 😈😫... i sit on the couch and write a letter to my sister... you shoot me then i shoot you then eric enters and gets shot by you and then my sister enters and gets shot by you eric and me multiple times and then two cops

[Sheila Tobin @SheilaTobin022]

i know im tipsy when i start DMing celebrities for life advice

[Moopes @Moopes17]

Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'cause she can't shoot whiskey”

8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing

[Josh @iwearaonesie]

wife: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
me: They’re for the dogs
wife: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
me: They don’t know how

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I would not call myself an aggressive person per se but something gets activated inside me when lizzo says “YOU COULDA HAD A BAD BITCH” and i’m half scared half turned on by the girl I become