Sheila Edwards

Kool-Aid in a wineglass.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

@CateLangelier I can HEAR you guys saying this

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

@CateLangelier I really feel like a Cleveland Z

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

Having a cat is dope, cause it means that when I get a simple gift from a friend, I have to google if cats can fucking die from eating sunflowers.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

My phone just autocorrected "I'm so excited" to "I'm done scored" and I left it, cause I still like how it sounds.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

Guys, I don't vote. But I just wrote a strongly worded letter to Subway because they put cheese on my sub. #shittyhumancontest #iwin

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

"My love is like... Meh"- Present day Mya, probably.

[Janet Jackson @JanetJackson]

I hope u enjoy watching this as much as we enjoyed making it. #NoSL333P @JColeNC https://t.co/1sGGQxlhIs

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

Watch Top Gun and tell me there isn't an excessive amount of sweating in every single scene.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

My eating habits are like if someone falsely told me I'd never eat again, and now I just can't take the chance.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

I have an entire universe of movies to choose from, and I'm watching Good Will Hunting for the 497th time. Thought you oughta know.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

I'm in a doctors waiting room, and the nurse asked the patient if she had any allergies. And she said DRIZZY DRAKE! IM DYING

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

No I haven't given up on my career, I just don't really see the point in acting if I can't be in a Harry Potter movie, or a LOTR movie.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

25 and just said "Oh man! I forgot to tell you! I got in a fight with a homeless woman last night... So, it's 1am and I'm in McDonalds..."

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

Know what's worse than losing your glasses? Great. Well let me know, cause then maybe I wouldn't feel so bad about losing my glasses.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

There's a couple in McDonalds eating and watching the Notebook and it's a miracle! I'm not sad for me anymore, I'm sad for them.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

Hey guys outside my window LITERALLY comparing sailboat sizes: YOU ALL HAVE SMALL DICKS.

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

I just told a TTC employee that he should be ashamed of himself and now I'm 100yrs old. (He WAS a dick though)

[Sheila Edwards @Sheila_Edwards]

Fuck my career. Fuck my personal life. My only goal in life is to get on "Lip Sync Battle" and I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT.