Sheila Platt

Have passport, will travel. Ready for new adventures. 🚗🌎✈️ Clemson Tigers fan 🐯.

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

Damn skippy!

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@CorpsicleHeart @luxemiaa @Be_like_legend I've been to weddings with misbehaving children. They weren't enjoyable for any of the guests. Ever had to throw out expensive dress shoes covered in someone else's child's puke at a wedding? I had to go barefoot until the hotel staff found some booties I could have.

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@Avabelly__ Why is he mowing his yard every Saturday? That seems a little excessive. My ex works for a landscaper and they don't cut the same yards every weekend, not even during the summer months when we get more rain. It's not healthy for the grass.

[Wyatt Wall @WallWyatt83683]

🤔👇

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@tamar13988 @Texas_jeep_guy We had a rusted out orange Toyota with 4 in the floor. Had to pop the clutch almost every morning to get her started..LOL She didn't do mornings 🤣

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

I made a paper pyramid for my cat, and it reminds him of the old days

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@4thOfJuly365 White Rain hairspray

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Cats will be cats.. wait for it..🐈🐾😅

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@james_xond Every day.

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@mikecolston1966 @ryanhallyall When power goes out and the towers go out you're going to need that weather radio.

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@PATRIOT2117 This joke never gets old.

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

It never gets old. 🤣

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

An elderly man accidentally rear-ended a brand-new sports car.

The young driver jumped out, furious.

“LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY CAR! You owe me $10,000 right now, or I’m going to beat you half to death!”

The old man looked shaken.

“Oh my goodness,” he said. “I don’t have that kind of money. Let me call my son — he trains dolphins. He’ll know what to do.”

“DOLPHINS?” the guy scoffed, rolling his eyes.

The old man dialed his phone.
Before he could say a word, the angry driver grabbed it.

“So you’re a dolphin trainer, huh?” he barked into the phone.
“Well your old man just wrecked my car. I need ten grand RIGHT NOW — or I’m going to beat BOTH of you to a pulp!”

A calm voice replied, “I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

Exactly ten minutes later…

...a Jeep screeched to a stop.

A man stepped out, walked straight up to the bully, and absolutely flattened him, leaving him groaning on the pavement.

Then the man turned to his father and said, “Dad… for the LAST time. I train seals. Navy seals. Not dolphins.”

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Couldn't have said it better...

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@SarahWorkx Yes, and it had an exhanced comics section that was all in color.

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

Two adorable Screech Owls aggressively judging you

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Baby Pallas’s cats, also called kittens, are tiny, fluffy, and absolutely adorable

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

@Mr_Husky1 Run to the nearest exit as fast as possible. Do not comingle your inheritance with a joint account.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

A beautiful compilation of moments between animals and humans.❤️

[Independents For Trump @indyfor45th47th]

🚨BOMBSHELL: Texas Rep. Chip Roy goes nuclear on lawmakers: “At some point, people will look at this body and say maybe we should get rid of all 435 members of the House and all 100 members of the Senate and start over because Congress is literally failing the American people.”

[Sheila Platt @SheililahDee]

Yes, I am.

[Elma @oelma__]

But are you floppy disk old..