Fat Amy

I call myself Fat Amy so twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back. *parody

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

"Are you crying?" "No, I'm impersonating a fountain."

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

And you can never see them. 😂 https://t.co/BpHLHrrYTo

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

@Offersplanet Yesss.. 😊

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

Never judge someone without knowing the whole story. You may think you understand, but you don't.

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

meeting someone you can be yourself around and vibe with is the best feeling ever.

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

I am an overly emotional unemotional clingy but distant private person who likes to overshare at any moment and i'm still tryna figure it out how that works

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

There’s moments where I genuinely like to be alone and where I ignore anyone who texts me/calls me unless of course it urgent. No it doesn’t mean I’m mad at you or anything, but there’s a lot of days where I simply just don’t feel like talking to anybody

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

I really wanna cuddle and fall asleep and wake up knowing I can just cuddle again and go straight to sleep again

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

if u listen closely u can hear me not caring

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

i would lose weight but i hate losing

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

You know it's love when you've been saying goodbye for how many times but still you're not ready to leave.

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

If a girl is stupid enough to love u after u broke her heart, I guarantee u, she is the one.

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

It's really cool folks 😎😎
Make some extra cash 👉 https://t.co/H2oP7QXYGZ

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

"I'm okay" = "No, really I'm not and I wish you knew."

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

you honestly can’t cheat on someone if you’re in love with them, you just can’t do it, you wouldn’t even consider it doing it. if you can cheat on someone you claim to be in love with, you’re not in love, you’re simply just in love with the idea of love. understand the difference

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

i would lose weight but i hate losing

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

Wearing Crocs is a great way to protect your virginity.

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

I-L-O-V-E-Y-O-U has eight letters, but baby, so does B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

pizza won't divorce you pizza won't betray you pizza won't cheat on you pizza won't fight with you why don't people just marry pizza

[Fat Amy @SheisFatAmy]

can i unfollow my problems