Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY

I might be difficult at times, but I'm loyal as fuck. Also...she's the blonde to my brunette. #SBHFam #McBees #HatesCats #ISitWithUs #ArrogantTexan #AssFairy

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

FIRST DIBS. Don’t @ me.

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

Wow.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

(Peeks in to see who is around)

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@NotMyCrime MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEVER BE A PARODY!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

Good lord! Eight years!!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

Mmmmm…@NotMyCrime

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ViciousPrick @NessVicious I love this state. Y’all stay safe!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ViciousPrick HABOOBS!!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ImTotallySane Same. Got a little kicked around, but I’m back up now and living my best life.

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ImTotallySane How are?

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@CaptiveLyricist Felt so good!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

I MADE WORDS!!!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

Y’all…10 years! 😳

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ImTotallySane It’s 104° here…🤷🏻‍♀️

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ThatDamnWolf_ Doing great. So many real life changes over the last two years, but I’m doing great!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

Hello?! Is this thing on?!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ThatDamnWolf_ (Chuckles) How ya been?!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@ThatDamnWolf_ (Runs and tackles). SLADE!

[Falty Luisa Margarita - PARODY @SheizeTheDay]

@NotMyCrime Happy birthday, Sgt. Barnes. I got you a very special gift.