Shelby O'Neil

“It’s Britney bitch, and I am back” -Michael Scott

[Shelby O'Neil @Shelabooo]

You know you're getting old when you make a purchase of a laundry folding board on Amazon and get excited about it👵🏻

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Just ate 2 huge servings of shepards pie and now I know how Michael Scott felt after he ate the family sized shepards pie

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And we're off, like a heard of turtles

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I am the Michael Scott of cooking:

sometimes I just throw everything in the pan and hope it finds it way to tasting good

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Is it now a thing to record yourself doing yoga and put it on insta?????? Confused

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If you can't say the word "crepe" correctly, you probably shouldn't be the host of a cooking show

Just food for thought

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It's so crazy how you can listen to a song and it can bring you to the exact moment 5 years ago

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Just spent a whole class wearing my flannel inside out before I noticed

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*your typical snow day tweet*

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0 motivation for this L A S T semester

0

Literally 0

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@martygra7 I think this calls for us to celebrate also

[Jake Rondeau @JakeRondeau1]

If they ever take the office off Netflix I’m gonna riot

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I physically lol at someone who says "got up early today" and it's 7 am

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@sierra_jordyn14 Retweet

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If anyone has seen a small-medium sized porcupine between Pleasant Street and Dyces Head Road let me know.

P.S. he responds to Chauncey

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R.I.P Jim Lahey

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@CristinWright Uhhhh Laawwwwy, I need to go home

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@Dayna_ob Uhhhh that was a different one 😅

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Uhhh another question: how do you pet a porcupine without hurting yourself? Also asking for a friend