Shelby Swofford

[nico @nicochristie]

This is exactly why i don’t solve Millennium Prize problems

WAY too much drama

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me on the way to my couch tonight

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Raksha @caraksha103]

| love when airlines are like ooooooh we didn't realize you'd ALL be bringing a bag

[parks @parkersity_9]

Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I wanna see the CEO of Hulu find the show he's been watching every day for the past two weeks on the homepage.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

In honor of Olympics season, @SHAQ tried the doubles luge 😭

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

If you got anything to say...

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Who had 11?" 👀

Ernest Jones IV was surprised by his own stats after the Super Bowl LX win 🤣

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Tyrese Haliburton on the team meeting when he realized he wasn’t getting any playing time in the Olympics 😭😭

“Steve starts talking about everybody can’t play. Bron is talking about, in the 04 Olympics I didn’t really play that much… KD over there like… we’re all 12 All-Stars everybody’s good... I’m like, but who are they talking about? I’m looking around like oh he ain’t talking about him… I’m like ahhh, they talking bout me!”

(Via @mindthegamepod)

[Tariq Woolen @_Tariqwoolen]

@NFL @Seahawks no more taunting penalties

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL ‼️

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Earth reports earnings tomorrow

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Not to be overdramatic but if Nvidia misses earnings tomorrow we’re going extinct btw

[AirJordans23 @AirJordans2323]

It's been less than an hour and the NBA Tip Off show with the Inside the NBA crew is already the best studio show to ever air on @ESPN.

If you don't watch Ernie, Kenny, Chuck, and Shaq religiously then you ain't a basketball fan and never will be.

[🕸️ @smoovedarkskin]

The ATM ask 25 questions…can you please HURRY UP before I get robbed

[greg @greg16676935420]

Can someone explain why we can take a crystal clear picture of the moon but security cameras 10 feet away look like the picture was taken with a toaster

[srij @srijjx]

things i HATE:
- choosing
- being told “it’s upto you”
-having a choice
- being made to choose
- picking things
- being told to choose
- choosing when i don’t know
- CHOOSING

[Partna @onIychloexhalle]

When is Iove island ending like the exact date and time

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

ERNIE AND THE CREW SIGN OFF OF INSIDE ONE LAST TIME ON TNT 🥹🙌 https://t.co/CCcrg2V4t1