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[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

rest in peace to my bring it on divas ❤️

[m @pumptinis]

just get to the mf results already for gods sake we have work in the morning #dwts

[brittany @scqllison]

THAT FREESTYLE WAS AMAZING ROBERT COME GET YOUR TROPHY #DWTS

[hayley @bishopsbeetle]

well now why wasn’t dylan doing that all season #dwts

[nat @solita_styles]

is Ilona okay?!!?!?! #DWTSFinale

[ciera @cierarybak]

“The first couple that’s safe is…Danny”
#dwts

[Grim Reaper @_SimsGrimReaper]

THOSE ARE PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

A dude a hooked up with over a year ago and had deleted out of my phone called me and when I answered, hung up then had the audacity to text asking “sorry who’s this?” Like BRUH leave me alone talking about “I was wonder who these texts were from and if this number still active”

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

Yesterday I asked one of my 4th graders to hand me something that was on the floor because I didn’t feel like bending down, as she handed it to me she said “here, because you’re old” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

“Because you have old muscles!” I responded “yeah, thanks Sarah” she said back “you’re welcome!” 🤦🏽‍♀️

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

Funny things kids say to me at work: teaching Gymnastics and Dance Club and telling them we’re reviewing stuff done last time we met and that I’m still hurting from last time I showed them and I won’t be demonstrating the skills and one of my girls goes

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

Chad and I were making our stuff to bring to a Super Bowl party and he was tryna tell me how I should make what I made, and I said “you have a problem with how I do things but you’re the one who asked me to marry you!” This man replies “you’re the one who said yes!” 😂😅

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

My fiancés family installed bidets this weekend and he keeps saying duvets and he goes “what’s the difference” and his sister and I were like, “well one goes on your bed so that sounds gross and weird“😂 I’ll just be correcting his English for the rest of my life it’s all good👍🏽

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

My fiancé’s (so not used to saying that yet lol) sister is getting married in June and we will be getting married in September so this is gonna be a busy year, but shes going to help as well as her mom with planning and trying to get any wedding stuff that we can both use 💞

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

Aaaannnnd he proposed today… 😂 I can’t tease him now 😂😂

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

My favorite past time is teasing my boyfriend who is always sending me things about weddings and honeymoons about the lack of ring on my finger 😂😂 he seems to think that our fake wedding 21 years ago is valid enough 😂😂

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

2022 was

[gods fav fujo @gochu_gyaru]

Ay what the fuck happening in Muldoon

[Tweetx2 @TweetweetAK]

Alaska Twitter challenge? You first.

[𝑺𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒔 ✿♡ @Shelbae97]

My tired ass just ordered 3 different coffees in my mobile order because I didn’t realize I didn’t delete them before I hit pay 🤦🏽‍♀️