Shelby Rose

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

“No matter who wins this thing there will be a Civil War. America is broken.” -Joe Snapp (Papaw) November 3rd 2020

[Chloe Jo @chloejosandborn]

Me: “Granny do you love us?”
Granny: “a little bit”
Me: “do you love Shelby?”
Granny: “more then I love you🤭😜”

If you know granny this is funny.

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

Just realized the first group of infants I worked with professionally are now getting their drivers licenses. 🙃

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

Trying to help my mom book a vacation for her and my dad is the most infuriating thing ever.

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

Wow. Kinda crazy looking back on this tweet. That weekend was like no other. My best friend passed away while I was at camp with students. She died about 8hrs after I tweeted this. 😳

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

Why was “The Fox” by Ylvis on my radio station 😭 that’s one song we need to keep in the 2010’s.

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

Tell me why instead of finishing any of the 10 shows I have started I decided to restart Doctor Who 🙃😂

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

Whoever made Memphis’ basketball court should really rethink their design choices. My adhd could never.

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

They look like a bugle that’s shaped like enclosed -Tom Sandborn

[Chloe Jo @chloejosandborn]

Tom: “do you guys ever go to good stores like Menards?”

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

A daycare kiddo told another teacher today that they want to be me when they grow up 😭😍

[Chloe Jo @chloejosandborn]

“Kyle pop one of these weiners in your mouth to see if they are done”

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

I’m sooo tired of my body. I take Tylenol for a migraine and then Benadryl for allergic reaction to the Tylenol. Tylenol is the only thing that’ll touch my migraines, but I break out in hives from it. I’m tired of this. I wish migraines weren’t a daily occurrence.

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

A week from today I’ll be on my way to the mountains 😍 I’ve been craving them.

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

Just found out Applebee’s is in a mozzarella stick shortage 😳😭

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

A kid name Stone just told me my name was cool. Life made!

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

I am unwell after watching Black Widow 😭

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

My sisters friends dad asked Chloe if I was the “president of pastors yet?” 😂 when he found out I was no longer a youth pastor he was shook.

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

@RachealHallway Girl. I remember that too. Which like scream fuck if you want to 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Shelby Rose @Shelberific12]

One of my most vivid memories of youth group was painting the youth room and every time little lion man played Becca and I yelling “muck.”
Idk why that popped in my head. But it did. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@RachealHallway