Shelbie Lyon

[Shelbie Lyon @ShelbieLION]

“I don’t know the point of tv if baseball isn’t on!” -my grandma.

🙌🏻🙌🏻 AMEN!

[Shelbie Lyon @ShelbieLION]

I hate it as much as the next person but Comerica Bank no longer exists. They merged with Fifth Third in February. Comerica’s webpage has directed you to 5/3 for weeks. This was going to happen.

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Fifth Third Park is the worst stadium name in sports history

Tigers should be embarrassed smh

[Shelbie Lyon @ShelbieLION]

@Anzela The first time I heard it I had to sit and process it for way long. Then I convinced myself it wasn’t NSN and had to look the song up on YouTube just to make sure it was really him. 😂😂

[Shelbie Lyon @ShelbieLION]

And a well bred Samoyed (which theirs is) can easily be $10k+

[Beth 🩵 @TiedWithASwiftE]

‼️DO NOT GET A SAMOYED JUST BECAUSE TRAVIS AND TAYLOR HAVE A SAMOYED‼️ THEY CAN AFFORD HIGH END DOG TRAINERS AND ACRES OF LAND FOR HER THEY ARE NOT AN EASY BREED TO CARE FOR ‼️

[Shelbie Lyon @ShelbieLION]

@brittytigs The TikTok comment on this video were WILD! How horrible men that play in LA that the fan assume this isn’t his wife and kids?

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

I had less peer pressure to try drugs than I do with AI 😒

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[Shelbie Lyon @ShelbieLION]

SHE DOES NOT HAVE $2 BILLION! NET WORTH IS NOT LIQUID CASH. MOST OF HER NET WORTH COMES FROM HER MUSIC CATALOGUE.

[Thought Catalog @ThoughtCatalog]

A source says Taylor Swift trusts one person with her nearly $2 billion: her 74-year-old dad, Scott, not Travis Kelce. He put together their prenup, has 45+ years in finance, and bet ~$500K on her career in 2006.

"Taylor has romance in her heart, and Scott has business in his head" is what everyone close to them says.

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Alejandro Kirk being almost 400,000 votes ahead of Dingler for the All-Star game is an absolute joke

Just kind of unreal that baseball has made so many huge strides lately, yet this is still a thing

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

It’s always “you have ADHD” and not “thanks for being able take whatever word or phrase I say and immediately sing it in a song you know”

[Ananya @blessings_soul]

Watching Off Campus while being single is pure emotional damage.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn't see that email until you're emotionally ready

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

having ADHD is being fully aware of time passing while somehow remaining completely incapable of interacting with it correctly

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

The most disabling symptom of ADHD is the paralysis. It's the deep, internal shame of knowing exactly what to do... and just sitting there, watching yourself not do it.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I don’t need Office Copilot, I need Excel to stop insisting everything is a date.

[Shelbie Lyon @ShelbieLION]

SHHHOOOORRTYYYYYY!!!

[Tigers PR @DetroitTigersPR]

The Tigers have selected infielder Zack Short (#15) from Triple-A Toledo. INF Jace Jung has been optioned to Triple-A.

To make room for Short on the 40-man roster, RHP Grant Holman has been designated for assignment.

[Ethan ☆ @safetypinhrt]

The people yearn for another Punk Goes Pop album…. it’s me. I’m people.

[mel ᵕ̈ @REB00TLIVE]

"doesnt it get boring seeing the same concert multiple times" matter of fact i could actually do this every single day for the rest of my life

[alley @alleycabral]

nothing humbles you faster than loving a baseball team

[Natism @Natism]

having high pattern recognition is so overwhelming bc like, is this psychosis?