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[Kori Southerland @Kori_b19]

I know this bitch who said, “I don’t have sex unless I’m in love with that person”.... but yet she got pregnant 2 weeks after dating her current boyfriend..😂😂 shitttt go on with your lying pregnant ass..#hoe

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

@HoldenMadick 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

When you’re too busy bringing your friends down, you don’t even realize you’re shutting yourself out of their life.

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

https://t.co/yY9Z5VAbp6

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Her wine glass is full of whiskey, cause that merlot just won’t do.

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Here’s to hitting rock bottom, smoke em if you got em. Nothings going right, making the best of a worst day kinda night!

[Paige 🌻 @paigej824]

Security at the @lukecombs concert took a bottle of fireball out of my boot... jokes on him, I’ve got two more. 💁🏼‍♀️

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Those cigarettes can kill you honey. Well so can not minding your own business Carol.

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Sometimes I’m just kind of awkward.
Customer: hey you have a pretty smile. Me: thanks, merry birthday.
wut.. 😑😑🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Want that fall smell for your car? Spill some apple bird dog, let it really soak in the carpet before you find it. That should do it.

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Are you even friends if their fam isn't your fam?

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

@Payton10Taylor Well I don't think alex is gonna shoot it so looks like we're gonna tag team again. #Mom&PTBackInAction

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

I've never been much of a hunter, but this year I feel a wall hanger coming!

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Too ready for a fire & apple crown!

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

This week I've learned life is too short to stay upset. You've gotta live your life, one day at a time. #DontWorryBeHappy

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

@jnmcgough I've got to get to snacks! Smacks? No snacks!

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

I hope you're dancing in the sky, I hope you're singing in the angel's choir.

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

@jnmcgough There's still dog shit on my wall..😂😂😂

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

@jnmcgough JESSCA!!

[shelbs @Shelbo54]

Pull ya hat down low & just LeDoux it! @paigej824