Shelby Pacheco-Ilan

Mentoring Specialist @JBBBSLA . Lover of anything peace, love, and '60's related. Hater of tomatoes.

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Just finished watching @peteholmes @HBO comedy special. So obviously I’m now googling his wife, @VforVagilante #dirtyclean

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

I consider myself a pretty observant, astute person. That being said, it took 113 episodes of @BeautAnon 4 me to realize that @ChrisGethard is also Chris Get Hard. AND I only realized it bc HE pointed it out. Disappointed in myself? Ya. Love him even more now? YES. Creepy? 4 sho

[Sally Field @sally_field]

I like Samantha Bee a lot, but she is flat wrong to call Ivanka a cunt.

Cunts are powerful, beautiful, nurturing and honest.

[Bill Prady ⚛️ Now at 🦋 @billprady]

We can applaud ABC’s correct decision, but remember that a sitcom employs hundreds upon hundreds of people, from grips to writers, from boom operators to set painters — now all out of work because of one woman’s devotion to the repugnance that has spread through the US.

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Major straight crush on @ChrisGethard

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

They didn’t deserve this. No one fucking deserves this. #SantaFeHighSchool #StopIt

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

@HylaLCSW Are you okay?

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

@alliemackay @kevinandbean Math and I are not friends.

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Hey, @alliemackay, this is my wallet and daily rant. Wanna borrow it? @kevinandbean

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

https://t.co/Tz8JFj2aEV @confectionari #confectionari

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Why are people so critical about @jtimberlake ‘s #SuperBowl2018 performance? He was there to entertain us. He did that. Shut up.

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Follow. #confectionari #baker #sweettreats #dessert

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Already miss you, @TheSoundLA. But honored that I got to listen til the very end. Because in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. #goodbye #thankyou

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Watching @nbcsnl on mute is sometimes just as funny as watching it with sound.

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Does it make me a bad mom if I make the girls find a ride home from school so I can finish watching #ShawshankRedemption? Asking for myself.

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

7 years, 3 months, 21 days, 22 hours, 59 minutes #nationalcomingoutday

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

I didn't know who Lena Waithe was before last night, and suddenly I want to know everything about her. #EmmyAwards2017 #LenaWaithe

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

.@kevinandbean and @RalphGarman, when is there going to be a "that was a sussess" Bitmoji? Really coulda used it today.

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
https://t.co/cTMwzaM5zj

[Shelby Pacheco-Ilan @ShelbyIlan]

Goosebumps all over. #MrRogers https://t.co/tBZBoRQJgk