Shelby Merchant

young, alt artist with a lot of feelings!! 🖤
she/her

[Shelby Merchant @ShelbyMMusic]

imagine you're sitting in some bar and all of the sudden billy joel starts singing about how much the guy next to you hates his life.

[hex @millerbiwife]

we need more queer spaces that aren't centered around drinking, they should be centered around meeee everyone should be giving attention to meeeeeee

[a local @jedwill]

Being a musician is so funny, it’s like “bro this hook sucks. I’m gonna starve”

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

ppl saying we want moo deng. if you dont respect fritz youre a fake hippo fan and moo deng would hate your ass

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

If I had a cutie I would NEVER put them in a Death Cab

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

i am very tasty and unfortunately the mosquitoes know it

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

I drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was bi, and good old they/thems were drinking oat milk and chai

[Shelby Merchant @ShelbyMMusic]

ALBERT'S TAXI MENTIONED

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

[Shelby Merchant @ShelbyMMusic]

put me IN coach i'm so serious

[✯ @robb8rs]

when taylor swift said “fuck it if i can’t have him i might just die it would make no difference” that’s exactly how i felt about matty healy at age 14 so i get her fr

[(taylour’s version)🫧 @tveitidk]

THE LYRICS FOR CLARA BOW JUST DROPPED OMG??? #TaylorSwift #TSTTPD

[RMJ @reneerapp]

but we kick em to the curb unless they look like a 5’10 lesbian

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

honey i noticed you were singing the reprise to your i want song. have you undergone character development?

[Shelby Merchant @ShelbyMMusic]

ozzy osbourne is just ken

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

The thing about listening to Adrianne lenker is it feels like it is literally going to kill you

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

“You’ll hear from my lawyer”
-boring
-overplayed
-probably a tax attorney

“Trish is going to be fucking livid”
-intimidating
-who is trish
-what have we done

[Shelby Merchant @ShelbyMMusic]

rachel as ringo is perfect casting

[lis @simplytomh]

me personally

[Josh Scheer @Joshscheer]

Playing both parts

[Shelby Merchant @ShelbyMMusic]

@killbygirl WHAT?,,?