🐚Shelby🐝

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@GlennonDoyle and @LilyTomlin walk into a Drag Brunch…

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@kayla_brie17 @GlennonDoyle Yesss fellow TPA sister!!! I’m so happy for you!!

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

them: who tf cries when they’re mad

me:

[Jen Reynolds @jennay9514]

Twitter world, please help me & @ShelbyNis settle this:

Should people who have perfect vision still get their own vision insurance?

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@jennay9514 @hodgie_18 Now this is a thread I’m here for!

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

New dream job- become a member of @GlennonDoyle’s team

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

My team is working so hard on many things which is why I'm tweeting about bathtubs

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@audrichens @933JAKEFM Did you win! Bc I’ll be there!

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@JenniferNettles @WaitressMusical @SaraBareilles “Holy shit pie” is my new favorite saying 😂

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@MaddieGraceDot When I tell you I saw a woman wearing a confederate hat, scarf AND carrying two recently purchased confederate flags, I was like ma’am tf?!

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@skywonger Centimeters for wine

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

“First the pain, then the waiting, then the rising” @GlennonDoyle

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

1 year ago I saved this @GlennonDoyle tweet in my phone. In 3 days I’m getting part of it tattooed on my body. #untamed

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@skywonger $20 smacks

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@skywonger Saints beat ‘em...twice

[Kaya @kyylien]

How do I get a sugar daddy to send me money and then never talk to me

[Kaya @kyylien]

I just want to say that I liked Fleetwood Mac before TikTok made it cool. That’s all.

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

This takes the phrase “flies on shit” to a whole other level. #VPDebate

[🐚Shelby🐝 @ShelbyNis]

@JenniferNettles New lyrics?!?!