Funky Werks

fun & games

[Funky Werks @ShelbyRae_]

If I die in a plane crash these are the photos I want used :

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

what a privilege it is to be exhausted by an ambition of your own choosing

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

they want you to believe you can’t take an everything shower at 1:30am. but you can.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[two-headed boy @jetsetradioooo]

and with this one beer i can accomplish anything

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i think questions are more romantic than compliments

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Billy Hadid @BillyHoffman__]

My favorite part about drinking a cocktail is the texting

[Funky Werks @ShelbyRae_]

Chic , she didn’t waste time

[#1 stuff haver @braveandstrong6]

Girl from my hometown got divorced at 23 You're so fucking classy....

[trash jones @jzux]

but this is my emotional support Thought That Hurts Me

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Is there a law that stops me from putting Forbes 30 under 30 in my bio or can anyone just do that?

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

It probably feels so good to be her friend right now

[trash jones @jzux]

this is why I became a music supervisor!!

[Funky Werks @ShelbyRae_]

When you see a passenger out at the bar later , praying they don’t notice you

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

There really is no original experience.

cc: stinkyasher on ig

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Always during the worst hangover..

cc: mackenziemcintyre on ig

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

It actually is all fun and games if you let it be

[CIÇA @cecirajada]

ser uma mulher engraçada é esquisito pq as vezes faço um homem rir tanto que dá pra ver o semblante dele percebendo que mulheres são gente

[Funky Werks @ShelbyRae_]

I wish this was a joke but BOTH my parents are airline employees

[kikikiki @user33906969]

only aspect of life my parents taught me to be competitive about was partying. make sure you are having more fun than everyone else

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[Andrew Guttenberg @guttenbirder22]

Get your four thirstiest friends and go to @Lowes right away