Shelby Rohlff

an even mix of subpar humor tweets and serious posts about sexual and reproductive health. qualitative market researcher. she/her

[Shelby Rohlff @ShelbyRohlff]

me deciding if I should get iced coffee every morning

mondays: monday’s rough, treat yourself
tuesdays: survived monday, treat yourself
wednesdays: hump day, treat yourself
thursdays: happy almost friday, treat yourself
fridays: it’s the weekend, treat yourself

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@raspberryzerb Congrats!!

[Marina Towers @VileVioletkitty]

I've shared this with others over the years:

I had a miscarriage in 2010. I had zero say over my own body & nearly bled to death over a cluster of cells w/a heartbeat in a Catholic-run hospital. It was disgusting how the nurses & doctors treated the situation.

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“How can we keep going when the progress accumulated over our lifetimes has been reversed?” But we go forward because that progress was made against forces that will never stop trying to reverse it.

The Necessity of Hope in Post-Roe America https://t.co/cbkXmsla0B

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sad. angry. frustrated. annoyed. heartbroken.

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@stephlreeves If it’s a thin line / single line sort of design, look up wyse.1 on Insta! He’s done one for me and 2 for a friend!

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@hazard_leah Just got mine replaced last week! Won’t lie, it is painful but only for a few seconds and then it’s over! Felt crampy for a few hours then totally fine after! Take ibuprofen beforehand and have a heating pad handy!

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Holding on for dear life today.
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@LisaJaremka We have a few psych PHDs working at The Sound https://t.co/RkbLSIGH1e

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@raspberryzerb My fave is how it says “phew!” when you get it on your 6th try

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@marisvay ugh didn’t we all

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@LEEMAHperu Ask your more-established-in-the-city colleagues! I found my gynecologist through an older coworker who had been told to see her by another coworker.

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I mean, wtf? #sb8

“Dr. Ingrid Skop, an obstetrician, said that even a girl as young as 9 or 10… could carry a baby to term without health risks.”

This is absolutely not true. A 9-year-old’s body is NOT mature enough to carry a child, period. https://t.co/H8esom6K2R

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@Jason @cindygallop My fave is @CampKesem !

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“A few minutes ago, a doctor on rounds recommended I find ways to reduce my stress and anxiety while recovering from this setback. And so, per my doctor’s orders, I ask the United States Congress to pass a comprehensive paid family leave program.”
https://t.co/gP9hzV0FtR

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Goober the Clown
(who had an abortion when she was 23)

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@coach_slick

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@marisvay Liv lost her sh*t last year over a skeleton in our neighborhood

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@lemme_eduKATE_u I feel this! My company just extended / rebranded summer Friday hours to “fall fridays” so here’s hoping that sticks.

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Obsessed with the fact that this exists. Thanks for sharing @BlockClubCHI

A Secret Society Of Chicago Bakers Meets Every Month — And It’s Keeping Beloved Bakeries Alive https://t.co/mhO0ufCo7Z

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@jacasiegel Mortar & pestle for brunch! It’s also nearby @UnabridgedBooks which is the BEST. Or for a lakeside picnic you could pick up Tempesta Market sandwiches!