Mama Shelbs

𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 & 𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚎

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

SO GET THIS. A GIRL. YUP A GIRL. GOT MAD AT ME FOR SENDING HER A SCREENSHOT OF HER BF ON TINDER. AND SHE. SHEEEEEE IS MAD AT MEEEEEEEEE. Whaaaaaat.

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

2019 me is side eyeing 2025 me so hard

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

I know what scum of the earth men need to hear this but I’ll post it.

Regardless of what is happening in my life, I’m married. I don’t need someone’s every other day boyfriend to dm me. You won’t catch me replying but you might want to give that leash a good yank 🤢🫡

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

I really wish I wasn’t the type of person to want to swing a bat at someone’s face but also my dad taught me to at least put a sock at the end so it will slip out of their hands if they try grabbing it. I was raised by a Lee 🥴💀

[Sabrina @neu_rot_ic]

healing isn’t enough, i need my memory erased

[jynx @jynxbby]

no contact really is easy when you realize they're actually losers

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Going through it is already something I wouldn’t wish upon my worst enemy. Going through it alone without my person? I feel gutted

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Knowing I am making the right decision doesn’t mean it feels right.

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

One more bad move and I am going to start yappin’

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Need to unplug my heart. Don’t want to feel.

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

I love sending my friends screenshots of texts without any context and they say exactly what I am thinking. 👏🏼

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

I’ll continue to live my own life. Thx. 🫶🏼

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Max and I staying up until midnight to see what type of angry drunk text I get this time because that’s the only excitement in our lives is me setting boundaries and pissing people off 🫡

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Real life me vs. hockey mom me are not the same person 😅

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

A thank you goes a long way but that is just too much for the small minded to do. You’re welcome anyways 🫶🏼

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Keeping the peace isn’t worth draining myself to be able to do it.

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

The internet is forever so where the fuck are my MySpace pics

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Worry less about talking about my life and worry more about maybe attending an AA meeting? Just a thought bud

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

How is this babe almost 5 whole months old?? 🥺

[Mama Shelbs @ShelbyTorbitt]

Some people just don’t like you because they are insecure and aren’t as confident, that’s okay. But don’t be sorry for it. That’s their problem, not yours. 😇