mamashelb♡

very unlikely that I’m drunk

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

https://t.co/ijlCXxBbrI

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

@macdaddyshelb wants to leave awkward date “I’ve got to go I made soup” 🍜

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

Everyday you beat me down I am a mother,
Every time I cry I am STILL a mother,
Every time I have a panic attack or feel like I can’t go on I AM A MOTHER,
I AM THEIR MOTHER THE MOTHER TO YOUR CHILDREN
The woman you have decided deserves no respect, no breaks and a broken heart

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

Being self aware and mentally ill in any way is SHIT!
It’s like I know I shouldn’t do this but here lemme do it anyway.

[✩ @wetfIowers]

healing feels dumb these days I wanna start throwing punches

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

Imagine having a best friend who is ALWAYS stoked to do what you wanna do. That’s what it’s like having a toddler.

[olivia @livstadler]

How does the Advil know which body part to go to

[Ryan Dyar @ryandyar]

Here’s a lot of flowers.

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

I NEED A DAMN NAP

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

It me I am people

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

People who share the “if you haven’t talked to me since high school you don’t know me” are just people who really fucked up in high school.

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

My life revolves around my children and when I have conversations with other people this becomes embarrassingly apparent

[ladylegz @heatherlegz]

glowing and thriving in this warm weather

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

Like this woman tried to KIDNAP ME! But I should let her around my children, ya okay.

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

My nan is always trying to make me have a relationship with her sister who LITERALLY tried to kidnap me as a child. Like she msgs me asking for pictures of my children, and my nan wants to get mad at me that I block her on everything.

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

I make some cute kids though 👼🏻👼🏻👼🏻

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

I have three children hahahahahaha who tf thought this would be me 😂😂😂

[mamashelb♡ @Shelbycole_2]

Also yes I peaked in high school I’m now drowning in laundry and being forced to take care of lives other than mine.