Sheldon Bergson

ALT for @ZnoneoftheAbove
Also see @CovidCorps!
DMs open, sure, send me Dic Pics if that'll get it out of your system! Taking 1 for Team! 🤣🤣 Buy me a Ko-Fi!

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

@Matt_Pinner Grab a surfboard, climb a tree with it and try to Surf for my Life!!!

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

For the Lord of the Rings #LOTR Fans, I give you my impression of a #CanadianGolem with a legal weed vape pen.....
(Psst I'm #AWeeBitHighRN from previous takes!!😱😱😱😆😆😆😉😉😉😃😃😃🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

@curiosityonx New 'Z' Land!!!😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😇😇😇😉😉😉😄😄😄

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

@MariekeWalsh Hey Marieke,
Long time. So it is time for the spotlight once again. DM me and I may give you a 'scoop'!😃😃😃

[Marieke Walsh @MariekeWalsh]

Poilievre is the sole party leader foregoing access to classified report on foreign interference
https://t.co/P9GqkqjKlP

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

Ok, note to my Followers - Buckle Up!! The #Ideas are coming in Fast & Furious with the pot I am smoking (psst, I'm #AWeeBitHighRN!😱😱😱😆😆😆🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜).
So today's #MillionDollarIdea - restaurants, set up an extra cellphone for the restaurant and patrons can text 4 service

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

@meslin Hey Dave, guess who is running again? And guess where vs whom? I'll give you a Hint, exact same place I ran last Federal election!!😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯 #IYKYK!!
Plus I have a #HIGHdea for a New Political Party!! The #ICP or #IndependentCoalitionParty!!😃😃😃

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

🚨Days before Stronach was charged with rape, he hosted a Conservative Party fundraiser with other wealthy Canadian families in support of Pierre Poilievre for Prime Minister.

You can't make this up...

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

@theHetal NOT having sex or we would still be married!!!

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

@Matt_Pinner Znoneofthe Above!!!😃😃😃

[Alberta Emergency Alert @AB_EmergAlert]

This is an Alberta Emergency Alert. The City of Calgary has updated the water supply alert.

This alert remains in effect for all communities on Calgary's water supply, including Airdrie, Strathmore, and Chestermere.

A feedermain break along 16 Avenue NW has impacted the city's water supply. Supply levels remain in a critical state, affecting the city's ability to provide water to communities and ensure adequate water is available to support emergency fire suppression.

All residents and businesses must conserve water. A mandatory outdoor water ban is in effect. Do not water grass, plants, or trees. Do not wash outdoor surfaces. A voluntary indoor water restriction is in place. Reduce indoor water consumption as much as possible. Limit showers and flushing toilets. Avoid doing laundry or washing dishes. Monitor local media or https://t.co/IWWsMebVvZ for updates.

[Josh Wolfe @wolfejosh]

The humorless who oppose comedians pave the path to tyranny

I'll pre-pay for 100 tickets🎟 for @MichaelRapaport next show to whatever lucky Chicago venue books him next.

[David Litt @davidlitt]

I'm honestly surprised. Any one of these jurors could have hung the jury, gone public, and been set for life as a right-wing media darling. Book deals, speaking circuit, position in a future Trump admin, whatever they wanted. But all 12 put public service over personal gain.

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

Also now available in Heavy Metal! (More versions to come!)

https://t.co/vcjrSZ0c7p…

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

Since I'm #WeeBitHighRN here comes a #HIGHdea!

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

This #HIGHdea was brought to you by #StonersSaveTheWorld #SSTW
Stream our song Die COVID DIE to give us 1/1000 of a penny to try to #SaveTheWorld!! (Stream it LOTS!🙏)

https://t.co/dH4tBVYKwu

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Welp. That settles it. 😂

[Sheldon Bergson @SheldBerg]

@AlbertaWildfire @RMWoodBuffalo Anytime you can feel free to implement my idea to make cheap water boming gliders out of cardboard or recycled water bottles to put out the fires early, you are more than welcome to #StealThisIdea

[Alberta Wildfire @AlbertaWildfire]

UPDATE MAY 10, 2024 @ 7 PM: This wildfire has grown to 1,000 ha and is now 16 km SW of Fort McMurray. An evacuation alert has been issued by @RMWoodBuffalo for residents of Saprae Creek and Fort McMurray. Follow the RMWB for the latest evacuation info.

[Durham Regional Police @DRPS]

DRPS is alerting the public regarding a high-risk offender who was released into the community.

Keith Theodore CONSTANTIN, age 45, poses a significant risk, especially to children.

CONSTANTIN is currently residing in the Oshawa area.

Full story: https://t.co/blU6PTWHYV