dal

I’m a farmer. only my forearms are tan. that’s how ya know. low key degenerate,just tryin to make a unit or two.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@DollarGeneral how do I get you guys to check if our dollar general is taking Pokemon stock but not putting it out on the shelves. Our local store always says they never get it in.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@kfc Now bring back honey bbq wings. They had no business being so damn good in 2000

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@TheGeneral_0 Plot twist it’s their own house and their just trying to get engagement.

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@Lilmisslunas Best tits in iowa.

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@SenTedCruz You douchebags blocked a bipartisan bill that would have made it so he didn’t have to!! You’re such a cuck bro.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@SpeakerJohnson Ur such a cuck bitch.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@elonmuskADO Twitter forever. X is the dumbest name ever.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@Jbooty88 Allen iverson

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@historyinmemes My daughter’s school still does them.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@RealKidPoker That kings of comedy special was so damn good. Still holds up. Such a good line up.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

Keyshawn looking in the mirror this morning knowing he’s gotta listen to playmaker and skip talk about them cowboys all day. @undisputed @RealSkipBayless @michaelirvin88 @keyshawn #UNDISPUTEDLIVE #CowboyNation

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

Can’t wait for @undisputed tomorrow!! @keyshawn might lose his mind listening to @RealSkipBayless and @michaelirvin88 #wedemboys #CowboyNation

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@Reedsuicide Good lord! 🥵 😓

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

Keyshawn knowing he’s gotta listen to @RealSkipBayless and @michaelirvin88 talk about the cowboys all episode after they smash another trash can. @undisputed #UNDISPUTEDLIVE #CowboyNation #WeDemBoyz

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@CJD42069 @DeadPresPicks This is the answer. Best sound track for a sports game as well.

[dal @SheldahlDallas]

@RealSkipBayless and @michaelirvin88 walking into the office of Monday! #UNDISPUTEDLIVE @undisputed #demboys

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@RealEmirHan Monster squad

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@dillondanis He walked you down the whole fight. Your just such a poor boxer mate. It’s ok to admit you took the fight for the money you did your part by being eyes to it but you got exposed in the ring and zero ppl want to watch you fight again.

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@Kathy4Truth I’ll take things that didn’t happen for a thousand Alex.

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@Reedsuicide Just the hottest out there