Plankton

Chum is fum

[Plankton @SheldonPlankton]

What am I doing in Mr. Krabs’ fridge? Uh, just helping a friend on Clean Your Refrigerator Day! Not looking here for his formula at all.

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If you look down here at this phantom costume, I think you’ll find you are scared by me! No wait, don’t step over here! AAGH!

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It’s the first day of autumn, but I prefer the word “fall” … as in, fall into my hands, Krabby Patty secret formula!

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Happy New Year to everyone who aims to fill this year with chaos and destruction. As for the rest of you, GET OUT OF OUR WAY!

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Ah, Christmas, a day the Krusty Krab is closed. Perfect day for me to break in and grab my present to me, the Secret Formula!

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Halloween is the perfect time for me to invade the Krusty Krab in this SpongeBob costume! Now all I need to do is make it 100 times bigger.

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Talk Like a Pirate Day?! Arr you kidding me? Mere child’s play! Wake me when it’s ACT Like a Pirate Day.

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I don’t really know what this Fourth of July business is all about. But it seems to involve explosives, so count me in!

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Happy Father’s Day to the one we used to call Big Daddy. Well, he was big by our standards. Don’t you call him small!

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I'm hoping I'm low enough to avoid the National High Five Day festivities. Oh no! INCOMING HAND! AAAAGHHH!

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Drat! The hard drive crashed. That's the last time I write a Valentine for my computer wife on my computer.

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2014 might finally be the year evil prevails! All I need is for you good people to do nothing.

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All I want for Christmas is to ruin your Christmas! But I guess this lump of coal will have to do.

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Thanksgiving?!? GROSS!! What do I have to be thankful for?!?! Well, other than this laser cannon. I do like this.

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I'll show Bikini Bottom a Festival of Lights when I light up the town with this flamethrower! HA! Oh, drat...this thing is out of oil!

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All those terrific Halloween costumes...and not one of them available in my size?!? Curse this wicked holiday!

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This Christmas, I’m giving everyone the greatest gift of all: a loathing of Christmas just like mine! BWA HAH HA HA HA!

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At last, my army of the undead has arrived! Oh, wait a minute: it’s Halloween and those are just people in costumes. Curses!

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At last, I have the Secret Formula! Reading it now: "April Fool's from Your Computer Wife, Karen." Not funny, you overgrown calculator!

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Apparently people don't like my green chum any better than my regular chum. Curse this infernal holiday!