Sheldon Cooper

Possibly the most intelligent human being on the planet. not affiliated with #BigBangTheory Bazinga!

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GOT MY "SUMMER VIBES" BRACELET STACK TODAY! 🌊🌴

OH AND FREE SHIPPING ON THE ENTIRE STORE 🌎

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You have GOT to be kidding me...

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May the fourth be with you.

#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
#StarWarsDay

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Bazinga!

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✌🏻Cuts✋🏻
✋🏻Covers👊🏻
👊🏻Crushes👌🏻
👌🏻Poisons🖖🏻
🖖🏻Smashes✌🏻️
✌🏻Decapitates👌🏻
👌🏻Eats✋🏻
✋🏻Disproves🖖🏻
🖖🏻Vaporises👊🏻,
As it always has
👊🏻Crushes✌🏻️

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You can tell the gender of any Ant by throwing it in the water.

If it sinks = girl ant
If it floats = buoyant

Bazinga!

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Check out my tan line.

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It's all about perspective. For instance the sinking of the Titanic was a blessing to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

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Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr.

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Bazinga!

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Oh Cemistree, oh Chemistree...

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I think the tree needs more lights, it's a bit on the dark side.

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You can tell the gender of an Ant by throwing it in the water,

If it sinks = Girl Ant
If it floats = Buoyant.

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Hello?
Is this thing on?

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If you're having a bad day, just remember in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $2,300. It is now worth $59,565,410,309.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, just some gardening facts.

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Bazinga.

That is all.

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So, Chris Evans is the new Top Gear host, I hope they get the other Avengers too.

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I like sleeping.
It's like death without the commitment.

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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not rocket science. Bazinga.