Shelbi Schadendorf

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Dark Brandon: Do weed next and all your enemies will be vanquished

[Patriotic Millionaires @PatrioticMills]

America let it's billionaires add $2,100,000,000,000 to their wealth during a pandemic while nearly 40% of the general population struggled to afford just a $400 emergency.

Clearly there is something wrong with our country.

[Patriotic Millionaires @PatrioticMills]

We’ve seen the rich buying underground bunkers or building walls around their mansions to avoid a world rampant with wealth inequality.

Inequality their own greed has caused.

Make no mistake, escaping into space is just more of the same– an attempt to suffer no consequences.

[yeli💗 @yelitanotsweet]

Me: Hi
Artsy White boy:

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

seriously was just lookin for pics of a young Karl Marx and google recommended this...

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

Yo am I the only one who thinks that one seal from Finding Dory looks like John Oliver? @LastWeekTonight #NoOffence #LoveUJohn

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

Today I warmed my hands up over a toasted bagel. #decemberwithnoheat

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

@donaldglover releasing a new album soon is currently my reason for living...

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

When ur #squad is too cute for EDM probably

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

@gwen_bauer no I got chicky nugs ❤️

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

Breaking News: McDonalds will deliver to your front door in Korea.

[Jake @Pawksy]

The three followers that always Like/Retweet all of your tweets

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

@MrEddieHuang show is also fucking bomb- a younger Bourdain-esque show except refreshingly not white (very smart commentary too)

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

PSA: Vice Does America is 10/10, really fuckin good-&oddly therapeutic to watch it with everything going on rn. (Also @ImYourKid is a babe)

[Blind Chow @BlindChow]

whoa things are deteriorating quickly across the pond

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

When you watching the western world fall apart around you but haven't heard anything bad about Asia lately #me4real

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

@waffle_dragon1 helo ma'am have u heard the good word of Master of None staring Aziz on Netflix? Let it into ur 💛 & it will dissolve ur sins

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

Smooth Jazz and a bubble bath, just cause I'm poor don't mean I can't feel #rich . #treatyoself

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

@Shelelbi: Everyone NEEDS to go watch @azizansari 's new show #MasterOfNone on Netflix. It's the best show on Netflix rn. #genius

[Shelbi Schadendorf @Shelelbi]

@megannschmidt2 thank you, like Van Gogh, I imagine my artistry will not be truly appreciated until after my death.