Shell Byron

I have no excuse

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

Have you ever seen so much love https://t.co/dmESNzbyEd

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

@absoluteradio $1.05 + 0.05 = 1.10
The bat costs $1 *more* not just a dollar. Simple algebra (that I also got wrong til I googled it).

X = (y-1.00)/2

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

@nxcare need to book a child's ticket on its own for a coach from Middlesbrough to Liverpool tonight. She won't be alone on the coach but we already have return tickets for the adults. Not able to do so online and can't get through on phones. Can't find Live Chat. Thanks x

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

@PflugervilleLib I absolutely love all of this

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

@nickukmemories is this account still active?

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

@LampsLovers @frogandbucket I'll get on at them to book me! Bless you x

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

Downed this. Had Big Bowl delivered. This hangover needs to fuck off. https://t.co/S0ycLzEuUu

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

Leave your problems at the door. In a bucket. Then let a drag queen read them out to everyone. Then I'll fix you. Or make it worse. Whatever. Come x

[The Clinic @visittheclinic]

LIVERPOOL

This Friday The Clinic throws open its doors to solve your problems and make you laugh.

We will have special guests @ShellByronComic, @tonybasnett and @lornacomedy to help guide the madness.

Join us @HWCCLiverpool

https://t.co/6FMgojXtbE

[Dan The Man @Danward29237729]

just seen a @channel5_tv advert for Hitler's holocaust railways with Chris Tarrant. what's fuckin next. Live abortions with Timmy Mallet. death row murders with Gazza. public hangings with joe pasquale.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

My daughter is called 0B8rjPQ7X.
So I don’t have to look at the back of the BT smart hub when I need the password

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

@visittheclinic @HWCCLiverpool @tonybasnett @lornacomedy Thanks

[The Clinic @visittheclinic]

LIVERPOOL

The Clinic comes to @HWCCLiverpool on November 9 with special guests @ShellByronComic, @tonybasnett & @lornacomedy!

We've got shots, comedy and advice to dispense!

"Dirty jokes and innuendos go down a storm"

TICKETS:

https://t.co/WF9Yg9FpxU

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

Yesssssss come to this

[The Clinic @visittheclinic]

Tickets are now on sale for our Liverpool date @HWCCLiverpool!

Come join Gloria for shots, chaos and a bit of advice. We will have special guests @lorna_corner, @tonybasnett and @ShellByronComic!

Tickets available here: https://t.co/6FMgojXtbE

#visittheclinic

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

Retweet the fuck out of this

[Mike Newall @MrMikeNewall]

Thanks to @EdyHurst @ShellByronComic @dannysutcliffes and @scottbcomedyuk it was another excellent show @coachandfour last night! Next one is Thurs 4th Oct with one of my favourite comics and people @DamianClark #Wilmslow

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

Yass let's do this

[Coach and Four @coachandfour]

It’s tonight #Wilmslow

Coach Load of Comedy!

Doors open @ 8pm

Tickets available £6

#Livestandup #Comedynight

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

Hey this is now tonight so come if you're in or near Doncaster

[Shell Byron @ShellByronComic]

@laurenpattison @hollyrachael_ What is it for though?

[Coach and Four @coachandfour]

This Thursday Comedy night is BACK

Check out this lineup......

@robrouse @dannysutcliffes @MrMikeNewall @EdyHurst @ShellByronComic

Tickets on sale now £6

#comedynight #Wilmslow #Cheshire