Shelley

Live Laugh Lana Del Rey

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I can't believe human were gifted a planet with full of trees, fruit, water, animals and sunshine and then they invented debt, capitalism and war

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

trying to be chill at the function but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks of normal interactions

[ripe tomato @littlecharhar]

how it feels to never use chatgpt

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

How do I cope with negative feelings from being forced to live in Pedophile Hitler World

[autist @litteralyme0]

How it feels to return to your 9-5 after discovering the entire system is a CIA psyop and that we are ruled by satanic p*dos that eat babies and I still have to pay taxes

[claudia ☆ @4ui12i124u]

checking twitter really feels like u are microdosing mass psychosis wow

[waliu @idek_tb]

It’s crazy you deadass have to clean your house every day. I grew up thinking my mom was just neurotic LMAOO

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

Another "No Kings" march with wacky homemade signs should fix all this

[Shelley @ShellFairbanks]

I feel like I should announce my presence because exclusively scrolling is so fucking weird and I should probably interact with some thing other than my baby anyway (no tea, no shade, LOVE him sm)

[🤍masterbeef🤍 @newgamertag]

lactose intolerant people when they eat ice cream

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Shelley @ShellFairbanks]

Brutal for insurance to tell the girl who literally tore herself a new asshole that the epidural wasn’t “medically necessary” during childbirth

[Shelley @ShellFairbanks]

@JeremeYoung Not you coming after my man Colin

[Shelley @ShellFairbanks]

Really annoyed that I’m giving birth during the alien invasion but as Jereme points out it would make me a main character so that’s cool