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[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ Qᴜɪᴄᴋ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴅᴀʏ."
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ꜱᴛᴀɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘʏ 'ɴᴀᴜɢʜᴛ
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[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"Less lip, save your breath for when I bust a nut."

Stan kept that Inteleon down with one hand to their back, and the other on their leg so they couldn't squeeze him out while he got busy pumping into their guts.

Tight water types don't come easy these days.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"C'mon, y'think I was born yesterday? Your ass is one hole... I'd break it fast..."

Suppose he might have slipped. Anyone's guess. Not like he's gonna let the moment ride when there's a whole ass to force apart.

So he's gonna do just that-force that back door open. No hinges.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

Just like dicks, doesn't matter how fat the ass was, so long as it was usable. But Stan wasn't aiming for it, even though he got a full handful of cheek meat.

No his dick was trained on their crotch.

He wanted a much more impactful recompense for the rude awakening.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"Tch. Should have known water types don't do nothing more than spread their legs for their weakness."

Fine, let's get to it. Guess his fifth nap can be cut short in favor of letting his morning tree out of his boxers to stand up proudly.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"Of course you do. You look like you were made to get pinned down... So tell you what.

I'll excuse the fact that you broke in here while I was sleeping-won't even bat an eye-if I get to smash. You.

No complaints, no whining, and you can't make me pay for your hospital bills."

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"Oh what, you get pouring between the legs or something? Can't hold yourself back from getting crushed under muscle?"

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"I dunno where you been, but from around here, none of *this* is cute..."

Unless Stan had a saliva trail on his face and didn't know it, he wasn't sure how his physique could be depicted as adorable.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"Oh. Pffft, well you ain't a good one. You should have taken your... shot..."

The armadillo is up and out goes a yawn.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

Good. if he falls asleep, he gets to sleep with his dick in their mouth.

Now then, let's have a god impress a mortal.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

Yes, he called.

There's supposed to be a cat on Stan's dick and Beerus is late.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

Gods are perfect for Stan.

They can only whine about the stretch of his meat log-there's no pain to use for an excuse.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

You say go easy, Stan hears "don't break my bones".

Say go wild, Stan hears "make sure I never walk again".

Say you want to be passionate, Stan hears "fall asleep with your dick in my mouth".

Say you want to cuddle, Stan hears "make sure your dick is in my ass/cunt all night".

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"Target...? Is this a air freshener commercial? How the hell didja get in my house...?"

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

"Times...like these... make me wonder why I don't...have someone between my legs..."

Stan's up from his 2nd nap today.

His morning tree was oozing.

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

@RadiantSolgaleo "If you hold your victories over their head like that, I'm surprised no one's been trying to tell you to get your head outta the clouds.

Groudon and Reshiram, I can understand you'd be sporting some ego off. But if you ride that through time, it'll get stale."

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

@RadiantSolgaleo "They sure got a funny way of showing it, seeing you said you conquer people for a routine living. Like I said, you can try and show me, but I doubt there's gonna be much difference if you think being macho's gonna win me over."

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

@RadiantSolgaleo "Am I wrong to say it's boring to be 'bow down to me, I have a big dick' tough guy everyday?"

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

@RadiantSolgaleo "Sorry that you find objection so easy to get offended by someone telling you facts. But if you don't quit off words, fine. I'll show you how boring it is."

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

@RadiantSolgaleo "Nah, tough guys act's gotta stop some time. Pretty soon, it won't be pure luck that makes people tolerate it.

And it's boring. Like, really boring."

[Stan @ShellOfASinner]

//Time for Stan's writer to make like Stan and drop consciousness.