Shellpaw

I love critters, history, linguistics, art and performing arts, world travel, textile and fiber arts, and BOOKS. (she/her)

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@kandygill7 I busted into the stash about 1/2 hour ago.

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@CarmineWilding But… but… but… he looks SO skunky!!!

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@bernabephoto I found out I’m allergic to cat urine when a lion peed too close to my tent…

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@bernabephoto My hubby has a piranha scar on his hand. But not from his time working on an Amazon riverboat where it was his job to jump in the water first to show the tourists it was safe. It’s from fishing.

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@ProxCentauriB @Riemerville I’ve told my sis what’s coming for years and it’s almost worse that she seems to believe me but would rather make hay while the sun shines than give our kids what they need to survive the rapidly approaching future.

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@hwinkler4real Happy Birthday Ms. Ross!

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@kandygill7 My Yma (pictured here lying on my face during a migraine) was a feral kitten who still distrusts most humans. But she’s always trusted me completely.

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@woofknight Our school clothes were from Sears. Our play clothes were from Salvation Army. We knew not to ask for toys but there was always some money for Scholastic book orders. My mom & grandma were voracious readers.

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@Loi_cee I don’t know anyone who reads as a flex…

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Storm Boelo is hitting us hard in Orkney today.

I wanted to test out the beardometer at Skaill today. Took my breath away.

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@OrkneyUncovered Best thing I’ve seen on Twitter all morning! Thanks!

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@danice_danis (Though the second one’s likely a fairy…)

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@danice_danis Yeah, I have problems with ghosts in my moon pictures…

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@kandygill7 I may only use 1/5 of my pillow. Even if I switch to the other pillow, the cat immediately comes and takes possession of 4/5 of it.

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@MimiSchmoo @hookskat I taught my housecleaner last summer…

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@Darth_Rove @IAmyLeigh Kill babies when the mom didn’t even actually shoplift?

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@FlyinBrianD @IAmyLeigh She didn’t even shoplift. She paid for those diapers.

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@EastEndJoe Funny. Of course all made up, but funny.

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@ParanormalJunk2 @MelissaEJordan Then my mom hasn’t experienced real womanhood because her mom kept her in the dark. All of our experiences of being a woman vary vastly - especially across cultures and times. I think it’s like being left or right handed - your brain just knows.