Shell 🐚 🇵🇸

Shell which is short for Michelle which is the French version of my name. Portland Maine Stand Up Comic. Lover of stuff that kicks ass. Drinker of Seltzer.

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@softboywin Booze

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@RaminNasibov "WE BOUGHT A $1000 COMPUTER TO PLAY MYST!!"
-My Dad in 1997

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

A message from my wife Amy:

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@BOSthrowback R.I.P

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@Chris_Grosse B

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@TheCinesthetic Saving Silverman

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@funtomvids Cracks me up how committed JD Vance is. Its like he's an understudy who finally got his chance

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country... Hi, I'm Troy McClure!

You may remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun!

And Firecrackers: The Silent Killer.

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@biigrem I remember getting stuck behind a dude who had like 30 scratch tickets that weren't winners but he made the cashier scan every one of them just to double check.

[twerk 4 kirk @bigsnugga]

trump stomping all over american iconography is exactly what this place needs. break the illusion. this is what you are. a dave n busters country

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@vhsbabe I always disliked him because he looked like my brothers best friend who was a little friggin punk.

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@tylermilliken_ Never stop, T

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@BetRivers Hell yeah

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@fourfingerpod

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@Jared_Carrabis Dave.. 😭

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@TheCinesthetic I randomly thought of this scene on my way into work one morning and almost had to pull over and call out

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@highlifeenjoyer I had one of those fuckers jump on top of me one time. In one swift move I choke slammed him. Looked up and saw a security guard cheering me on while the little prick withered on the floor.

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@NicoHQ1 "Don't worry son, we can still stop to get a tribal tattoo on the way home."

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@fourfingerpod Jim Varney
Albert Brooks

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@justdavenow89 Ice cold diet Moxie