Shelly Morton

A licensed exterminator and caretaker to my mom that's obsessed with painting ceramics and plaster decor.

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@TheRobDyke here's the Seriously Strange Skull! #KeepYouTubeCreepy

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@Joynanners @TheMuppetPastor One of my favorite Evanescence songs! Haven't talked to you in some time. Hope you're doing well! ❤️🖤

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@MsShannonGibbs Yay! We both cycle! I bought a portable elliptical right after Christmas and have been using it for an hour 6 days a week. You'll get it back!

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@RobGavagan 😁

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@RobGavagan My room is upstairs, thanks a lot!

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@_Ares_GodOfWar Anytime when there are the least number of customers or none at all to deal with!

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@_Ares_GodOfWar I'm not interested simply because I want to keep my money and assets separate.

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@_Ares_GodOfWar I've worked all of those shifts when I was in retail, including 10pm-6am and 3am-11am. When I worked in retail, I preferred the 10pm and 3am shifts.

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@_Ares_GodOfWar I wish I could get a live-in housekeeper..... I don't think you would like some of the clean-up that's required at my house, lol.

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@SusanWojcicki @Google @YouTube Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

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@shelley_locke No marshmallows, but used whipped cream!

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@shelley_locke Yeah, basically made instant hot chocolate look fancy... Mom loved it!

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@shelley_locke Nah, that's too fancy for me. Swiss Miss, lol.

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@_Ares_GodOfWar

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@RobGavagan I think I know who you're talking about. 🫢

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@RobGavagan https://t.co/SJ8zwNqmPw

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@KaTiECaT1991 @RobGavagan He uploaded 2 days ago

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@dregworks

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This picture of these adorable cherubs I painted are having an orgy according to Facebook because they flagged it for "nudity and sexual activity". 🙄 Fuck Facebook!

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@shelley_locke Eyelashes, mustaches, testicles... I've seen all of them but the lashes are the cutest.