Shelby J

I use Twitter to make sure everyone else my age is doing as poorly as I am

[Shelby J @Shellbeeq]

All I care about are plants now (someone please ask me to talk about plants they’re the only thing I know...)

[Mattie 🐛💕 @muttzone]

this sent me into a coughing fit

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

IS NOTHING SACRED ? Perfectly fine song . At least until I murder it . Humble apologies - ⁦@Meghan_Trainor⁩ and my pals #TheKoiBoys

[Most @Most]

2020 in a nutshell.

[Matt Somerstein @MPSomerstein]

Remember in Osmosis Jones when the mayor of Bill Murray's body downplayed a deadly virus to help his chances in an election year?

[Rowdy @drinksangrhea]

This video lives in my mind rent-free.

[Shelby J @Shellbeeq]

My 11 yr old sis just called a tear duct a “cry hole”...

Due to personal reasons I will be passing away

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

ok so. it tasted pretty spooky

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kasey. Once a week he’s given an empty frozen peanut butter jar. Always takes it to a safe spot before licking it. 13/10 please enjoy

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Certified young person Paul Rudd wants you to wear a mask. Listen up:

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

A #JurassicPark trio in a #JurassicWorldDominion . @LauraDern and #JeffGoldblum and me wearing our hearts on our chests . Wherever you are - #RegisterToVote and #JustVote . Have YOUR say. #JurassicWorld . And while you’re at it - please do wear a mask . Thanks everyone !

[Shelby J @Shellbeeq]

Redownloaded Twitter... But now I’m EdUcATeD

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Paul McCartney, who is marching in NYC, tells CNN: "One of my best friends was killed in gun violence right around here, so it's important to me.." It's been 37 years since John Lennon was gunned down outside of his apartment in Manhattan.