Skippy B

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[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

2018 has been the longest Monday of my life.

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@NBCParksandRec @parksandrec @nocontextpawnee did anyone ever figure out the 5 letter word that captures the essence of Ben & Leslie’s third date?

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

I keep seeing the tweet about the postal service stating turn around times for mail-in ballots come the November election, and I’m only a little bummed it’s not a tweet about the band the Postal Service making new music.

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

I never really saw it, until it was pointed out... holy crap.

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@toorealraxh Legit gave up after like 10 minutes....

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

Lately I’ve been playing this fun game every morning; do I feel like shit because of....
A. Pregnancy
2. COViD possibility?
• Stress
7. Allergies

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@Wohlverine @Listen2HeartABC They definitely picked a lane. The “How can we make this a bigger shit show” lane.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Flowers and jewellery are lovely, but marry the man who reassures you in a calm, compassionate voice that you're not a useless lump of meaningless flesh just because you can't make your fucking printer work.

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

Hope these morons don’t ruin it for the rest of us.

[Bethany Bruner @bethany_bruner]

About 100 protestors were outside the Statehouse this afternoon, chanting things like "O-H-I-O, Acton's got to go" and "Open Ohio now."
Person who was the leader would not tell me how they organized or if they were a part of a group. Said they want Ohio reopened. @DispatchAlerts

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

This is one of the most important days of my life.

[out of context parks and rec @nocontextpawnee]

On April 9th, 2009, 11 years ago today, we first met the Parks and Recreation Department of Pawnee, Indiana 🌳♥️🐴

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@thedanismith Look at those muscles. Terrifying.

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@andrewomerknapp I don’t have the first photo, but I have the first video. It’s my favorite of my little fluff butt.

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@thedanismith @sare_hin I appreciate the timing.

[Rob Lowe @RobLowe]

”I LITERALLY love football! And teams. Every one of them! They are all wonderful! Go teams!”
-Chris Traeger

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@thedanismith This can’t be real... but. You don’t... but. Noooooooo

[stu larsen @stularsen]

After the final phone call from my lover, I decided it was time to shave my beard off. That same day, I thought I would start to film my face and the raw emotions that would follow in the days, weeks and months ahead. Here are all those moments combined https://t.co/jyZ2AduCzu

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@MattHendershott @joshuazermeno Go with hendershot’s “Garlic Expressions”. 👌👌

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@thedanismith Yo. I LOVE rolling down that hill in the summer! 😍

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@gabriesd_ You are a strong, badass woman.

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@sarahhinrichsen I don’t know what the answer ended up being for your question, but I personally like to use the “Enlight” app. 😬

[Skippy B @ShellebeeGD]

@stularsen @jeffertonjames You are always welcome back in Columbus, Ohio. 💙 you concert is always the highlight of my years.