Shelley Maree

Living in the best country in the world!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This made me laugh out loud! 😂

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.

He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ���What happened here today?”

She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”

“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.

She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”

[Ben Fordham Live @BenFordhamLive]

Aussie real estate agents have spoken out.

They have lifted the lid on cashed-up Chinese buyers.

Hear some of their UNBELIEVABLE stories...

🎧https://t.co/531D68mWta🎧

[Shelley Maree @Shelley_maree73]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[P'Aus 🇦🇺 พ่อหมีของน้องเบค 🇹🇭 @AusTH1977]

"Lay Me Down"
Sam Smith live in Melbourne 2023

#SamSmith
#UNHOLYHALLOWEEN
#SamSmithInMelbourne
#GloriaTheTour

[Collingwood FC @CollingwoodFC]

A Premiership winning Captain and his Army 🖤🤍

[Collingwood FC @CollingwoodFC]

Four goals, 18 disposals and 8 marks.

Bobby Hill is the Fourth Norm Smith Medallist in Collingwood history.

[Collingwood FC @CollingwoodFC]

A PREMIERSHIP RENDITION 🖤🤍

[The Project @theprojecttv]

Danielle Laidley is an AFL legend whose secret double life was exposed in the most shocking circumstances. Now, Danielle is speaking out, and in a #TheProjectTV exclusive, she and her son Kane sit down with Waleed Aly to reveal all.

[news.com.au @newscomauHQ]

Goldie Hawn has revealed why she and longtime beau Kurt Russell are yet to tie the knot despite almost four decades of dating.

https://t.co/3JziTJtvKN

[Collingwood FC @CollingwoodFC]

The greatest of all time.

[10 News @10NewsAU]

.@EdSheeran has broken the Australian record for most tickets sold to a single performance with 107,000 fans expected fill the @MCG on Friday night.

[Shelley Maree @Shelley_maree73]

#EdSheeran #Melbourne #ShaneWarne #108,000fans 🤩😍

[Ashley Reynolds @Ashley_Reynolds]

This is the best hour of television I have ever produced. Thanks to @Pink and her team for being sooooo great, nice, and easy to work with.

An hour with Pink and Kelly singing and talking about music! What could be better?

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Barber shows support for cancer patient by shaving his head❣️

[7NEWS Melbourne @7NewsMelbourne]

Victorian home buyers are being encouraged to make the most of a government-backed scheme helping them get into the market. The program involves the state buying a share of the property. https://t.co/5zYfOfFT4D @JaydeVincent #7NEWS

[billboard @billboard]

.@Pink tells Billboard that her next album is one of the "best albums I've ever made in my life" on the red carpet at the 2022 #AMAs! 👏

[American Music Awards @AMAs]

A beautiful tribute to Olivia Newton-John from @Pink💘

The #AMAs are LIVE on ABC, tune in. 👀

[Jimmy Kimmel Live @JimmyKimmelLive]

Can @Pink sing anything we put in front of her? Yes. Yes she can. 😍❤️🤯

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Wow!

Dolly Parton performing Jolene at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame with:

P!nk

Zac Brown Band

Duran Duran

Judas Priest

Sheryl Crow

Annie Lennox

Pat Benatar

and my absolute favorite @brandicarlile

[Shelley Maree @Shelley_maree73]

#victoria #Echuca #Moama #Floods 💔❤️‍🩹