Shelley Johnston

Professional Friend, Ski Coach, World Traveler, and Enemy to Boredom

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@perlmutations I'm putting together a quiz for a virtual pub night tomorrow (a needed break from the news), we always have a Perlman Q. The topic is sleep - are you a morning or night person? TY

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#ONStorm #Collingwood just before the power went out. There was a water spout and I got my bum outta there. But got this shot off before the torrential rain!

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@cbc @environmentcanada - took this earlier in @Collingwood and then saw a water spout and got my bum outta there ASAP.

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@brianstemmle Can they pipe in the smell of jagermiester?

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@StuartPaynter @donwinslow @Forbes The Trump is too busy explaining exploding trees than to condemn this type of behaviour

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@Ffs_OMG Oh yeah I’ve seen that

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@AlanTudyk Wouldn’t Ewoks shed everywhere? Are they hypoallergenic?

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The next puzzle has begun https://t.co/OOMVsrIIkV

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That feeling when you do a 1000piece puzzle and realize it’s only 999 https://t.co/xIcEb0ZfdQ

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I had a dream where I got black out drunk with .@tomhanks and ended up with terrible tattoos which he ponied up the cash for because I couldn’t pay. I’m not sure to be pissed about letting me get the tattoos or thankful for covering my bill. #ThanksTomHanks ?

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@whoeveryouare I would love to know @youknowwho? Do you know each other or is this another @_wildgoosechase . I'd like to find @mylifemeaning oh I just found it https://t.co/EZfWxv3x38

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Have you checked out Going Downhill. The best podcast ever...Wendy Lumby and I rock the ski analysis while laughing. We bring the fun back into ski racing. We also would like to think that we kind of know what we are talking about........................https://t.co/EZfWxv3x38

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Running in the fall cold air can be surprisingly satisfying

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.@TD_Canada Thanks for losing my cash TD and then telling me that I have to suffer and wait 5 business days for your mistake. The way banks treat their customers is appalling.

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@TD_Canada So I deposit a cash into the machine and it doesn't register and then I'm told I have to wait 5 days to fix YOUR mistake. WTF TD. I need that cash! Why do I have to suffer for your mistake! #worstbankever

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A masterpiece delivered! Thanks @AndrewPeycha for the amazing painting!!! My housewarming was a longtime coming but totally worth every minute! #stunning… https://t.co/Hr9M8VuaCE

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#shecancoach I would love for there to be more official protection for female coaches in the industry. An national sport ombudsman perhaps?

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#notcreepy https://t.co/XQa1hCznXs

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Voted. It took… https://t.co/xzQeZI33OB