Michelle

Ruiner of perfect moments and crusher of dreams

[Michelle @ShellieRitz]

@0DonaldTrumpJrQ 100%

[Michelle @ShellieRitz]

@chuck_haskin What an amazing shot!

[Michelle @ShellieRitz]

Opened a ticket with @paramountplus in February about this issue, have never heard back, and it's still broken. Sent several follow-ups and no response. Unacceptable service! Hope those of you that subscribe never have issues or you will be IGNORED. #paramountplusservicesucks

[Michelle @ShellieRitz]

@chuck_haskin Is that Mickey Mouse's face in that cloud?

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

Most of my daily cardio is from trying to find my phone so I can get the verification code sent from a website.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Little kids are so lucky, no one ever tells me good job for eating.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

They should bundle all the streaming services together and call it cable.

[Michelle @ShellieRitz]

@SouthwestAir canceled 2 of my flights in 24 hours. I'm now stranded in a city I didn't want to be in with no luggage, paying for a second hotel room I'm not in, plus the cost of the Ubers. I'm beyond upset at this.

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Christmas came early. @TedLasso presents: The Missing Christmas Mustache.

[Geneva IL @CityofGeneva]

#GenevaIL continues to be "The Best Of The West!"

Thanks to @WestSubLiving's readers who named our City the top place they would most like to live along with ranking Geneva as a premier community for dining, shopping and festivals: https://t.co/X60qyQVfkp

[Ian Weissman, DO @DrIanWeissman]

Patients should stop weighing the pros and cons of which COVID-19 vaccine is better and get the first shot available into their arms as soon as possible. #ThisIsOurShot https://t.co/MQ3YHfTGCj

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“When we Christians behave badly, or fail to behave well, we are making Christianity unbelievable to the outside world.”-C.S. Lewis

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

Huskies refusing to come inside from the cold is my new fav thing

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

Such sad news—Cloris was insanely talented. She could make you laugh or cry at the drop of a hat. Always such a pleasure to have on set. Every time I hear a horse whinny I will forever think of Cloris’ unforgettable Frau Blücher. She is irreplaceable, and will be greatly missed.

[Michelle @ShellieRitz]

@CityofGeneva That will be great with working from home! Grrrr!

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

Duranice Pace spoke favor into my life one day, at a time when I really needed it. She was one of those special souls. Rest In Peace

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Like trying to get concert tickets but instead it’s multiple phones, laptops, and tablets all refreshing to get a vaccine appointment for your parents.

[Elizabeth Nolan Brown @ENBrown]

"Last week's riot was an attempt to undermine the nation's democratic procedures. The response from some political elites is unwittingly trying to do the same through calls for unnecessary new terror laws." https://t.co/lzMfjC7p60

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

It is amazing how many of the intelligentsia call it "greed" to want to keep what you have earned, but not greed to want to take away what somebody else has earned, and let politicians use it to buy votes.