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“You sound like you need antibiotics and Jesus” - @RoryPetzer 2024

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🇿🇦 I am a South African. And I think we’re kinda fucking great. Sorry, but this is factual. I live in an underrated country. Here’s a thread of why I feel this way.

Spoiler: you’re gonna hate some of these. 🇿🇦

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@zilevandamme Happy birthday to the man who managed to lock that down ❤️

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I cannot actively express how excited I am for new Philomena Cunk on Sunday.

This woman is my spirit animal, my muse, my flame 😍😍😍😍

I aspire to be just as bad as her ❤️❤️❤️ #CunkOnCinema

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@martin_grobler We have a little family of Egyptian geese at the office. They make my day better.

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Day 12: Gerald’s Game (2017).

Flanagan. Again. Flanagan-again. The man knows how to tell a story. In this case, a story about sex gone wrong.

NEVER EVER SLEEP ON CARLA GUGINO! (Pun intended). This woman is an absolute goddess and I shan’t be convinced otherwise.

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Day 11: The Running Man (1987).

I actually had no idea this was Stephen King. But it’s basically The Hunger Games, innit? I fucking love me some 80s cheese. And peak Arnie. Complete JOY watching this 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the “super-advanced” digital interfaces.

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@ladydebidebz1 Yup. That’s the one 😂😂😂

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That thing of when you remember to buy EVERYTHING except toilet paper.

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@LuckyGordy @dramadelinquent @cpt_depression_ I already attend my kid’s judo tournaments and I can’t imagine you guys would be any more entertaining than children tripping each other.

(That’s nothing against you, it’s just genuinely funny watching kids trip each other )

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@dramadelinquent @cpt_depression_ @LuckyGordy I just wanna know who’s top and who’s bottom 🤷‍♀️ for the records.

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Kiddo can be doing math olympiads and shit but NOTHING makes me prouder than when he meets my humor, head on 😂😂😂😂😂

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@TansuYegen Nah, I’m busy appreciating the scenery

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Sometimes I wake up very disorientated in the middle of the night and then my cat is like, “fuck you” and murders my foot and I’m reminded where I’m at.

Thank you for your service, cats.

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@Devi_HQ My earliest memory is having a Christmas beetle stuck in my ear and getting it removed at the hospital. Does that count?

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@justme082878 @CapeTown_Bru I’m just here for the LOLS.

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@UthmanSamaai Yo buddy! Welcome back. The same assholes are assholes and the same clowns are clowns 🤷‍♀️❤️

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@AMG133 As a ginger, I feel I can speak on this matter with authority.

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@RoryPetzer Petzer, boo 😂😂😂😂 this is terrible. I fucking love you 😂😂😂

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@Jarrod_Delport I feel like this is directed at me based on our conversation earlier 😂

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Day 11: The Running Man (1987).

I actually had no idea this was Stephen King. But it’s basically The Hunger Games, innit? I fucking love me some 80s cheese. And peak Arnie. Complete JOY watching this 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the “super-advanced” digital interfaces.

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Day 10: Christine (1983).

How do you make a car menacing?
Ask Stephen King.

This car is the stuff of nightmares. But also, it does its own maintenance so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️I could put up with a few murders to save on the service fees ❤️

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@NonhleBeryl I’m also not a fan of weird toes.

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@melvanwykct Incredible. The whole trying to get over the wall scene 😂😂😂😂

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I just typed “What’s the Nicholas Cage movie about Nicholas Cage being Nicholas Cage?” into Google.

And I don’t think I’m ever gonna top this search.