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[Shelly Fishe🍤 @ShellyFishe]

@digita1zee Looks so good!! Zooming in to try and sort out the seasonings so i can replicate, to find a whole damn brick of cream cheese lmao!! Jfc, I know these mfs were good.

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@paperssil Ive got an idea but it requires tossing our phones into the seas, & running off into the woods... if youre interested ive got land in upstate. Lets do this

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@tgmt_nikkitine Damn they got you nikki

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@Tender_oni Yes, i just saw this woman at the laundromat yesterday

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@EKimboslice Excellence should be supported. Not mediocrity.

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@_michirsk You wouldn't be useless over here, playa. I got plenty of wood you could split.

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@TMZ BECAUSE HE HAS CTE, the shit makes you violent and irrational as hell. #swisscheese

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@wanxo0 Hes got 4 hairs slicked up into mohawk, trying to hide the fact hes bald as shit lmao it looks worse!!!! Just shave your head man. Fuck!!!!!

[Shelly Fishe🍤 @ShellyFishe]

Imagine dying and the reason is that you were hit by a Buckcherry Tour Bus. wtf

[TMZ @TMZ]

Rock Band 'Buckcherry' Involved in Fatal Accident While Traveling on Tour Bus https://t.co/QadHgQOzXR

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@torinelsonart E6000 you can do thus

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@AndWooh She doesnt actually love Blue lmao those pther chicken heads love that guy! Insane. Naveah just look happy to be getting dinner. I know she has an acct stacking up! Shes robbing him for sure. I know i would be lmao

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This is what tmz should be doing all day every day

[TMZ @TMZ]

TMZ DC's @hicharliecotton got Mitch McConnell's Chief of Staff, Terry Carmack, out and about Monday, and attempted to ask about the senator, but Carmack wasn't answering any questions.

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@RoyIsThaTruth The waterfall from your gutter went right down the crack of his big ass. Serves him right smfh..

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@Miruciiii So, this is flirting. They are flirting, you all know this right?

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@martianmckay @UziCryptoo This^^^

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@thetlauryn Yo...... her Thumbs Up!! And then the stare at her hand like she can't believe her hand is making that signal and she cant stop it. Her looking at her own thumbs up Kills me.

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@TATIANNANOW Im on this damnapp too much!!!! Thought this was Jaidyn Alexis!

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@strawberi_txt Okay, jonah, chill out

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This is by far the funniest shit i will read today

[Jack @GayLaVie]

I met Martha Reeves when I was a tour guide at the Motown Museum and she asked me to sing opera. So I sang a bit of Mozart and she said “not bad” and then belted the word “strawberries” over and over at the top of her range and it sounded exactly like this

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@yonann Honestly, jonah Hill being attacked by random people and being called a fat loser for several weeks would be the funniest thing Jonah Hill has done in a while.