🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN

Stop the world, I want to get off. Right wing politically. I will not reply to unsolicited DM’s so don’t waste yours or my time

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

It's time for the King to follow the European royals and strip Harry and Meghan of their titles. It will upset his son... but their continental cousins have already proven it's the only course of action: RICHARD EDEN https://t.co/4tgYrz2KVE

[🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN @ShellySimpson67]

@Alexizng @ViQueenie Bot

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@lady_valor_07 Hell yes

[🇬🇧The Office of Shelly @Keir_Starmer RESIGN @ShellySimpson67]

@Alexizng @ViQueenie Shut it 🤖

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@Rimmesfk What’s with the feet? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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@Dplanet The slashes were far above the water line in calm seas. Behave with the dramatics.

[Sabirah Lohn 💕🦕🦖 @SabirahLohn]

Oh my goodness, the adorable little girl in white and her curtsy! How can you not smile at that!

[Toni Smith🤴💂‍♂️ @ToniSmith_UK]

🤣🤣The absolute collective hysteria over Tom Cruise holding Catherine’s hand to walk down a set of stairs has officially broken the internet’s remaining brain cells.

Apparently, standard chivalry on a steep flight of steps—while wearing five-inch heels and a flowing gown—is now an international diplomatic incident and a constitutional crisis.

Here’s a wild thought for the armchair relationship therapists:

🔹 It was a film premiere where Tom is literally the host. 🔹 A gentleman offers a lady a hand down treacherous stairs so she doesn’t faceplant on global TV.
🔹 William was standing right there, perfectly relaxed, because he has the emotional security of a grown man instead of the territorial panic of an insecure teenager.

I realise that for people used to performative, white-knuckle, 24/7 claw-gripping in public, seeing a confident couple operate with basic social grace is utterly incomprehensible.

Please take a breath, touch some grass, and maybe invest in a pair of stilettos so you understand the physics of stairs. 👠🍿

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

What we’ve seen tonight in Gosport is that this government can no longer hide the fact that they are the people smugglers.

We’ve always known it & they’ve tried to hide it but they can’t hide it anymore.

We see you 👀👀👀👀

[Rodka @OhBrokenBritain]

WE DON’T WANT IMMIGRANTS, We don’t want to see them, pay for them and house them. After 20 plus years, all of our governments have ignored us! We DON’T want them.

[Sir Grift-A-Lot @SaltyRoyalMemes]

‼️FŲCK ME ..she is a genuinely dreadful actress. No wonder Hollywood never came knocking 😬

#PrivateCitizens #HarryAndMeghan #MeghanMarkle #PrinceHarry #DumbPrinceAndHisStupidWife #MeghanMarkleAmericanPsycho

[Jackie O @Sassie_Lassie]

Remember how calm things were before she arrived on the scene? There has been nothing but chaos ever since. And she wonders why nobody can stand her!

[MissTeak. 🇬🇧 @sachah46]

Here’s another take I read elsewhere. It’s said that the two men were arguing over the funeral arrangements and Prince Charles said: "you've suddenly remembered your sister...you'll forget her again soon enough." Similar words, different meaning.

[wilma ⚖️🥂 @furbabygirl]

I’m watching Laura Kuennsberg’s interview with Charles Spencer.

I’ve never seen someone come across as so shifty and uncomfortable.

He’s not a good liar.

This damning interview is his Prince Andrew’s moment.

[Summer Belle @SummerRhapsody]

Please share the names of the Sussex squad accounts that are attacking a school boy online who wasn't happy with the camera crew & #PrinceHarry disgusting invasion in the classroom with @LucyMPowell so it is investigated & dealt with asap! @ninestiles

[zara @zaratree7]

..Yes!! This was the time when she was really pregnant. The pregnancy she showed after marrying the dimwit was acting, pretending to be pregnant. She didn’t carry those children.

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@seniornursejan @PereReader I’m 59 & mine is too

[GB @ByrgeG]

@NaomiSky_15 Boycott Penguin Random House! Those vultures got burned with PH’s autobiography, but they went ahead with Charles Spencer’s book anyway. IMO he is absolutely lying about KCIII just to create controversy to sell books. Shame on all of them

[PattPug @Pugophile]

@LowRent_Duchess @AlthorpHouse And Penguin House who published the Spare and is publishing the novel by Spencer! I remember when publishers were responsible, Penguin Random House published novels and labels them nonfiction. Publishers of trash. Bin Penguin!

[No_Comment @LowRent_Duchess]

So Charles Spencer wants to play! Game on! @AlthorpHouse