Salmanzo

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

The great thing about tacos is that you get a free side salad after you finish the tacos.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

What do Arabs eat on Father's Day?
Baba ghanoush.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

Cooking shows: we are here to find out who is the best chef. Now we will have a relay race.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

I don't like going to cosmetic stores because everything looks and smells like ice cream but it isn't.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

When you go to a restaurant and everything is mediocre but they support Palestine:
Review: 5/5

[Hira Ajmal Rana @Hiracious]

If you're in your thirties and haven't atleast once thought of going professionally insane what are you even doing in your life

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

House builder: let's put the fire alarm by the kitchen for safety

Desis:

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

@cerealchillerr_ @Muhammedd_____ Isn't this from the lion king?

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

Why do I hear a crow in the morning? What happened to the chirping birds? Is this because I'm old? Do old people only hear crows?

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

Not sure if it's just me, but I think it's kinda tacky to post pictures of yourself in Salah or reading the Quran.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

"Don't wear jeans, jeans are too casual"

Life hack: black jeans

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

A career in sports is too confusing. You have to keep losing until you finally start winning. Then you have to keep winning until you start losing again, then you retire.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

If you think men are immature, watch a man's wife and mother fight over his attention.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

@JibbyD If it makes you feel better, I have more than that

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

You can tell if a woman has an attitude based on how she holds her phone.
If she looks down at her phone she's chill, if she brings the phone all the way up to her face then she's got an attitude.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

I hope they get the same voice actor for Navi. "Hey, listen" needs to sound exactly the same.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

One day I hope to have the confidence of a person who locks their car once and it's satisfied to hear one beep and then moves on with their life.

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

Okay goat biryani vs lamb biryani

[Salmanzo @ShelteredGuy]

After 20 years of education, experience, and growth....I should be able to handle the water temple without losing it this time.