Tom Phillips* 👁️⃤

Supposed to say something meaningful here? whatever... I ❤️ LFC, USMNT/USWNT, SD Padres, SD Loyal SC and my AOSD and LocalsSG Fam. Pronoun: MOSTLY Fucker🖕🏼

[Tom Phillips* 👁️⃤ @Shenanigans330]

Lololol, I’m ded. Best $22 I’ve ever spent. That said, hey dhGATE, we should talk...

[Tom Phillips* 👁️⃤ @Shenanigans330]

Remember, everything is a confession. We KNOW who the pig is, we know who the con-man is!

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

🚨 WTF?! Donald Trump completely loses his mind on live TV. He bizarrely calls a US Senate candidate a "pig" and a "con man" before rambling incoherently about lumberjacks.

The US President is entirely incapable of maintaining a single coherent thought!

[Tom Phillips* 👁️⃤ @Shenanigans330]

Oh no! Everything he touches dies… stay away from this squad. Keep his sycophants away as well. No Kash, no Pete, no BODY!!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

USMNT Captain Tim Ream refuses to acknowledge Trump phone call

[FootballFunnys @FootballFunnnys]

Crystal Palace star Brennan Johnson has started dating OF actress Lily Phillips, who set a world record last December by sleeping with 101 men in 24 hours...

Imagine the shame of going home to your parents and having to tell them your partner used to play for Tottenham... 🤣

[WABJ - Washington Association of Black Journalists @WABJDC]

Donald Trump’s name is being removed from the Kennedy Center right now

Via @DCNewsNow

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

Look I get it. They met in the Situation Room because the President of the United States raping children is a situation.

[Kate from Kharkiv @BohuslavskaKate]

Merz: "Ukraine has been defending its freedom for more than 4 years."

(AfD members laughing)

Merz: "That’s telling sign, ladies and gentlemen. They laugh about it, they laugh about fate of millions of people in Ukraine and they travel to Moscow for their champagne receptions."

[Tom Phillips* 👁️⃤ @Shenanigans330]

@MeidasTouch Lets do this already… 😜

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

👇

[MAGA Cult Slayer🦅🇺🇸 @MAGACult2]

Good news everybody, for the 38th time we are really close to a deal. Probably this weekend. Definitely within the next two weeks. Likely prior to the midterms. The chances are directly proportional to how the term #EpsteinFiles is trending.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

All hail Emperor Trumpolini Short-Sword the Orange and his Amphitheatrum Pedophilium.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Perhaps the only stain on Thursday’s curtain-raiser were FIFA’s newly-mandated “hydration breaks.”

When FIFA announced the change, it said the breaks were for “player welfare,” but many fans saw through the spin and assumed the breaks would be used by broadcasters to show commercials.

On Thursday, Fox, which holds the English-language U.S. broadcast rights, confirmed those fears.

It not only cut away to advertisements; during the second half of Mexico-South Africa, its commercials ran long and caused viewers to miss several seconds of action after play resumed. The blunder sparked an uproar among longtime fans.

Read @HenryBushnell’s full 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱 𝗖𝘂𝗽 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗽 for free ⤵️

🔗 https://t.co/xseUniv5OT

[Congresswoman Chellie Pingree @chelliepingree]

Hi, Donald. Midcoast Mainer here.

You did not, in fact, “have to go to Japan” to get a Maine lobster before you. We sold millions. Our lobster fishery is one of the most valuable in the U.S.

It’s a big reason why people come here, in case you didn’t know!

If anything is hurting our lobstermen, it’s inflation (which you apparently “love”).

Also, exactly *zero* Maine fishermen run their boats at three knots. More like 30 knots—and some go even faster. You should check out a lobster boat race sometime!

I think it might be time for one of your famous Oval Office naps, because you have ZERO idea what you’re talking about.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Before tonight, has America ever had a leader who declared the end of a war America was in...

...and was LYING?

We are normalizing *way* too much.

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

This is why they attack DEI.
These white men are not smart. They are not qualified. They never make sense. What they are is privileged. #DemsUnited

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Now I'm no lawyer, but doesn't this "emergency meeting" with Vance & other senior officials in the Situation Room to "war game" the fallout for Trump raping children in the Epstein files, makes everyone in that room part of a criminal conspiracy, which I think is kind of illegal.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

CNN montage of all the times Trump announced deals with Iran.

Anderson Cooper: Today marks 39 times that he has said something like that.

[Tom Phillips* 👁️⃤ @Shenanigans330]

For the record: Hydration break commercials are BULLSHIT!

Also, would be great if Fox could get back from them before play resumes.

[HarryHew @harryhew]

It's official: The Beatles' first album, PLEASE PLEASE ME, was released closer to the 1800s than to the present day.

Dec 31, 1899 to March 22, 1963 = 23,091 days
March 22, 1963 to June 11, 2026 = 23,092 days

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

When your government tells you; "we're all in the same boat!"

[Tom Phillips* 👁️⃤ @Shenanigans330]

Da fuq? This idiot did NOT just compare the Apollo Program to tearing down old growth trees to encourage combat sports on the front lawn of the People’s House.

GTFOH Lil’ Marco. Trash take. PEDO ENABLER.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: President Kennedy announced that we were going to put a man on the moon. We did it. We are a nation founded on doing what no one else dared to do. And at some level, that's what this whole company, what UFC has been