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abysmal shorts pull.

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@Dreamcritting I’m too employed 😔

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Homes in England close to people I know are so much cheaper fuck.

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I wonder if the nurse thought I was some kinda heroin addict when I said I was plenty used to taking needles at my blood test.

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Are there any wealthy multi-home owners I could wow with my story compelling them to give me their rarely used house away for peanuts?

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

Uk Backrooms is just one giant Wetherspoons with infinite wood-lined carpeted corridors and staircases between you and the bogs

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Cool person I just met asked me for my discord and I realised my pfp is a drawing of myself as a bimbo oh dear

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Gotta edit Columbo and not tell people I’ve edited it… I need ideas other than seeing how many “one more thing”s I can add to a scene

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Looking up in the break room and the wall tv just says “make today the day.”

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Easter just goes so fast that I forget people care about it, I see so many little posts and great art and then it’s just gone and nobody mentions it, I want to meet someone who has Easter as their favourite holiday.

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English friend said “holding the sausage” as a term for procrastination. I hate that I love and cherish the people there.

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@wolpfailure Once your bark changes completely you find the key phrase to summon the mothership

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Being in groups where people know me by a different title is great, you see the “Enter name” screen with everyone you meet. I can run an entirely new identity through testing and this schmuck has no idea.

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I had to put a call out for someone at work and I did my online voice over the speaker across the whole building fuckkk

[SpinosaurusStan2 / #TENOÍ @SpinoStan2]

This is really impractical and probably not how the crest worked but I thought about this in the shower and thought it might be funny nonetheless

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Love this lil’ guy! (Never finishing this I got a new computer and do not have the file)

[GUILTY GEAR OFFICIAL @GUILTYGEAR_PR]

🎉本日2月18日はファウストの記念日🎉
『お花に会える日』です🌼

ぜひ一緒にお祝いしましょう💪

#faust_Anniversary #ギルティギア #GGST

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So the iron lung soundtrack is on Spotify…

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Tried to take a blood test but my fingers refused to bleed, where is all of my blood??

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I thought this thing was a headless flesh mass at first

[癒しのお届け便 📦【動物】 @Bakutan_bot1]

ここまでふくよかなハリネズミは初めて見た、可愛い🦔

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She really just called a cheese grater a “cheese machine” unironically