Shep Strawberry

Columbia ‘96. Single father.

[Shep Strawberry @ShepStrawb]

@Maximus7375351 It was my little brothers fault, but yes, home metal.

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Boss just scolded me for a 3pm chobani, saying “we don’t do that here”. Not sure what he meant but I said yes sir. HR has been notified.

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@RoyPooper Terrible way to keep score my boy. Nice round tho

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@NCAADIII @DenisonSports @DU_Baseball @NCAC @NCAA @CLESports @LCCaptains @JackRollo2 Congratulations young man. HERO!

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@Skipiosniberius @CurtisCortright Wow this is hard to read

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@patrick_kinne Patty,

Heard dat.

-Shep

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My boss just gave us some instruction (me and one other intern). The other intern responded with “heard”, I feel like that is something you say to your drinking buddy not your fucking boss.

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First day of summer internship. Any advice for a young white boy tryna get hot?

@YaoMingsLawyer @Maximus7375351 @WillWoodnot

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@FrayedVerity It was head honcho. Dude had a Richard Mille on.

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@yeschefidiot Copy

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@affoprophet Yes sir, thanks unc. 🫡 #preeeesh

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Love hearing the feedback, may add “heard” to my corporate jargon. #hearddddd

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@NCACBurner

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@YaoMingsLawyer @Maximus7375351 @WillWoodnot What are your top three high fiber foods? I’ll start:

Blueberries
Papaya
Popcorn

[Shep Strawberry @ShepStrawb]

First day of summer internship. Any advice for a young white boy tryna get hot?

@YaoMingsLawyer @Maximus7375351 @WillWoodnot

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@cadendavasher19 @cdrockefeller73 @HustinJerbert69 @Bigredschultz Gay

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@cdrockefeller73 This should have hit.

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First summer golf trip with my buddies. Pic is of the two winners of the day, they will be playing with house (my) money at the casino tonight, Shep will be playing with his stimulus checks.

Sheps stats
36 holes
2/24 fairways
Handicap reveal at 200 followers

More to come.

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@cdrockefeller73 Decent ass @cdrockefeller73

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Woke up to this text from a female (solid 9.2). I must have been flexing the burner last night. Shep knows how to play the game. #expand

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@jerry_june54 Andy,

Ur him…. Well not really.

- Shep 🍓