The Good Shepard

Speed kills. #wutf. Retired multi athlete.

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

Wife: when I get home you better not have transformed into a dinosaur and made friends with a small, lemur-like mammal again.

Me:

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

House M.D. is the scholarly gentlemen’s Gilmore Girls

[Julian Irigoyen @caliboiijulian]

@ongondola Yeah that’s me 😂

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

They moved the black part back a little bit

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i wanna know how tf did Pixar manage to put a receding hairline on a fish

[DUNE @dunemovie]

LAST CHANCE: Time is running out to see Dune: Part Two on the big screen. Don’t miss it!
As a thank you for your support of #Dunemovie so far, we've launched a giveaway! Share your love of Dune on socials and repost this post for additional chances to win. https://t.co/6KVge5NHGc

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

I love #DuneMovie

[DUNE @dunemovie]

Time is running out to see Dune: Part Two on the big screen. Don’t miss it!

As a thank you for your support of #Dunemovie so far, we're launching a giveaway! Share your love of Dune on socials and repost this post for additional chances to win. https://t.co/y9CsvR7m0S

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

HEY! There’s an inevitable and universal jihad happening in LEGO Arakeen city.

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Get ready to take off and explore the world of Dune with the new LEGO Ornithopter. Available for pre-order now!
https://t.co/6N8E9U711o

#LEGODUNE #ornithoptor #DestinationDune #DUNE #DunePartTwo

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

“Back then, we just put our cheese on top of the pasta, sometimes next to it if the recipe allowed. No one ever thought big enough to put the cheese INSIDE the pasta. No one, but my Greggy.” -the victim’s mother, Antonia Tortellini

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

Sad day for Italians. Gregorio M. Tortellini, known as the Father of Modern Tortellini, has been found dead after a bald related incident in Gary, Indiana this morning. Officials have not yet stated if they believe fowl play is involved.

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

Police sketch artists have produced this image based off eye witness accounts. If you have any information regarding this man, please call the crime stoppers tip line.

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

@G_mateo2 I’ll send it to your mom

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

@kobkay151 Genders

[lexi @LexilouM]

it’s that time of year again where i get to wish my best friend in the whole world a happy birthday! we have been through everything, ups AND DOWNS, thick and THIN😤 happy birthday shepheard!

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

Anybody know the best place to buy belt clips to hold your phone? Mine just broke.

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

#NewProfilePic

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

We’re so back

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

Been thinking a lot about politics lately.
I feel like the whole country has lost it.
Realistically, I don’t know a way out.
There has to be some solution.
Heck, something to bring people closer.
Days can get better.
A great coalesce is possible.
Yes, I believe it is.

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

@G_mateo2 Publicizing this information is a class 3 felony. Hope this helps

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

Youth pastor voice: you know there was another Chinese-made reconnaissance device that was shot down by U.S Military assets over Myrtle Beach…

[The Good Shepard @Shepardo_]

Getting gas this morning and saw this genius with his cart in FRONT of his horse. I bet I can guess his vaccination status lol