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Poetic sometimes

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

This is called VOTER BRIBERY.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Fuck you IEBC. Mnasema hivi after we have been complaining the whole day? We are in IT as well. IEBC needs to give us a detailed report immediately.

Database rules are universal. The ACID principles are very clear (Atomicity, Consistency, Isolation, and Durability.) You don’t just “upgrade” systems handling voter data without proper planning, rollback strategies, and communication. Which specific part of the system is getting this upgrade? The database? The application layer? Search service? Frontend? Be specific.

Error messages should be concise and informative. The system should speak for itself. Kenyans are not Ugandans tbh we build platforms all the times. We need the exact HTTP error code , 503 Service Unavailable (server down for maintenance or overload), 500 Internal Server Error, 502 Bad Gateway, or 504 Gateway Timeout, not a vague “search results not found” page that misleads users and hides the real issue.

This is basic web standards and good engineering practice. With a by-election in less than 10 days, your lack of prior notice, poor error handling, and after-the-fact explanation is unacceptable. Give Kenyans a proper maintenance window notice next time, clear timelines, and a post-upgrade report on what was changed and how data integrity was maintained.

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

A sharp decline in student numbers has hit universities four years after President William Ruto’s new funding model was introduced, exposing deep cracks in the system.

Data from the Ministry of Education shows that university enrolment has fallen to a seven-year low.

https://t.co/hvyjXUewCv

[Mike @Mike_Kutola]

Kenya's education debate has become interesting.

Students say fees are too high.

Universities say funding is too low.

Government says the model works.

Meanwhile, 133,676 students disappeared from Kenya's universities in just one year

[Mocking 🐦 @Te_N06]

Mangai me nmeishaa😆😆😆😆

[Karomo Richú @tonykaromo]

The scariest thing about the use of LRAD - Long Range Acoustic Device Weapon is that if it starts, it wont stop. This weapon will not discriminate if you are a protestor, a journalist, an innocent bystander or a newborn child around where it's unleashed.

The weapon blasts lethal sound up to 160db - your ear is made for 70db max - it's sound is louder than a fighter jet taking off next to your ears as they reach 140db.

Exposure leaves behind permanent auditory system damage, permanent nervous system shock and triggers other underlying health complications.

William Ruto is now after our very own lives and you need to sit down and decide whatever come may. #RutoMustGo

[Kelvin N @NdemoKelvin]

What do you mean he gave you, is it budgeted for?, we want a country of law and order please, fix drainage yes but don't politicize people's taxes

[The Butcher @inglorious_bat]

Yes and that's ok. If KRA said deadline was such and such a day, thet should deploy IT resources to ensure that it works perfectly everyday, including the last day. 30th June is still June

[Lex @lexx_aura]

This Animation is crazyy 🤯

Mbappe to Dembele after his hatrick 😭

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Naisha bana 😂😂

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Diddy Nyororo was visibly annoyed as he lectured Kenyans to stop harassing him about his politics. He wants you to give him 3-4 weeks to make a decision on what’s next for Kenya.

[Richkidd wizzy @RichkiddWizzy]

Huyu Mbavu Destroyer is a very good comedian, actor and brand ambassador

[Gadisi @amgadisi]

Foreman ameamua kutuekea inter classes leo watu wakoraga na wamaji😂

[MSee MSima @mseemsima]

This guy really talked alot of sense.
Watu wako na mauchungu maahn.

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

🤣🤣🤣 Standard has proven too hot to handle🤣🤣🤣 they will not believe.

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Charity Waweru alias Genz Baddie cooking genz betrayer kasmuel on a live TV. Roseline Alionya and other gens on government payroll are hiding their faces. Ni aibu sana kukaa kwa tv ukisifu uongozi wa fake hustler from sugoi, kasongo ukijua ukweli umelipwa😭💔

[K24TV @K24Tv]

Dear President William Ruto,
At a time when Kenya is marking two years since the deaths of young Gen Z protesters, your public attack on Standard Media Group is deeply worrying.The media is not your enemy. A free press is not a favour from State House. It is a right protected by the Constitution. Its work is to ask questions, report facts, expose failure and hold power to account.
READ MORE: https://t.co/rNJhcmws8y

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

My lord kiburi nataka this year ni kama ya KTN 🤣🤣🤣🤣they are ungovernable aaah give that son of Moi what he drinks on our bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cz damn it...

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Nothing much here, they have records of a rapist who became an MP😌.