Chrom

Join the Shepherds.

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

#FERP
#SSBRP
#MVRP
Parody/Serious.
Adult writer.
No lewd.

...It's over now.

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Thank you for noticing! Wait, I’m not too late for the annual month of progressiveness, am I?

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Wait, did you come up with these?

They’re so… creative! I can definitely picture a few of our shepherds with that first nickname.

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

Son is it clocking to you

[𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧 @SpawnOfGrima]

"I understand!"

He doesn't.

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes How do I put this? I believe we "match each other's freak."

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Why, Robin! Something tells me today is a very special day!

[Robin @TippedTheScaIes]

A final chance to homewreck.

[Robin @TippedTheScaIes]

[AWAKENING.]

FIRE EMBLEM!

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Wait, you’re really onto something with that poetry…

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Oh, Robin... You are the wind at my back and the sword at my side.

We shall unite in dap and build a peaceful world together.

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Actually... Yes, let's back up for a moment!

I'm extending my hand, and balling it into a fist... Oh, wait! Let me formally ask. Robin. May I dap you up?

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes After all of that waiting, I wasn't expecting such a moving, well-spoken... HUH?

I mean... could you repeat that last part again?

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes I knew I should have torn down those Plegian recruitment posters…

Never mind that… I just heard from Sumia’s flower fortune that today was a special day. I’m sure it doesn’t have any deeper meaning than that.

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Huh? Is that the type of reputation I have around here?

I assure you, this isn’t what this is about!

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

Shoutout to the LGBTQ community in Ylisse. As exalt, I will grant everyone the right to poop in whichever bathroom you’d like! #equality #peequality

[Robin @TippedTheScaIes]

Looking very progressive today, Chrom!

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @bucketheadboy @dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes @Duke0fRosanne Hey, Donnel, it's your turn to play the Spider Stomp.

...Where did he scurry off to this time?

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy @TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @dxrkestmagic Wow, it's more magnificent than I ever could have imagined!
And you say the host of this establishment is an anthropomorphic rodent? I wonder if he's related to the Taguel...

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@TippedTheScaIes Surely nothing infantilizing will happen to us in the coming days.

[Chrom @ShepherdsHerald]

@FlavorStallion That's not important... Where do you expect me to get enough peels to fill a bag?